Re: Meeting–he’s more likely to get in trouble for looking than you are for showing cleavage. Sexual harassment laws are grossly in favor of women. #thanksobama
Cleat chasers and star fuckers are no better than bar sluts. Better he found out then than a few months down the road. Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife.
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James Bond taught me a .32 Walther apparently has the stopping power of a .45.
You are the 47%.
If she smokes, she pokes.
I haven’t been there, Eric, because I’m not an amateur.
The irony: I’m on the phone with Comcast right now, and the promotion they are offering to save me $50 a month is the same plan plus phone service.
Gerald Ford making his wife put her name on a rehabilitation clinic to call her out on her drinking problem.
Etc. and so forth.
Bernie Madoff times a million.
Thanks for the tribute, bro. https://pgparchive.wpengine.com/the-typical-week-in-haiku-form/
We all have our specialties. You have Gil, she has literary porn.
Don’t worry, I up-voted this comment.
My pun will not go unappreciated.
Re: Meeting–he’s more likely to get in trouble for looking than you are for showing cleavage. Sexual harassment laws are grossly in favor of women. #thanksobama
They just had to include gay sex. Just forcing it down our throats.
Cleat chasers and star fuckers are no better than bar sluts. Better he found out then than a few months down the road. Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife.
I’m not your buddy, guy.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Same here, but sometimes you can’t think of a better word.
I’m dying laughing.