Due tomorrow. Do tomorrow. PGP

Pissing as loud as possible to let everyone in the bathroom know you probably have a big dick. PGPM

Got caught picking my nose by a quiet-footed coworker walking by my office. PGP

Fist bumping 50 year old coworkers. PGP

Perfecting your fake laugh. PGP

Over tipping the beer cart girl. PGP

I just ate two breakfast sandwiches from a gas station. PGP

My golf attire says scratch. My golf game says 10 handicap. PGP

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Priced out a minivan today. PGP