Co-workers using St. Patrick’s Day to justify lunch beers as if you don’t have them every Friday.

Too tired to drink. PGP.

My usual headphones and my back-up set both broke this morning. PGP.

The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.

Got asked in an interview what I’m passionate about and I’ve never been so stumped in my life. PGP.

CFA results today. Either way I have to spend the next 4 months alone studying. PGP.

I used to Facebook while drunk, but I recently switched to Linkedin. PGP.

Sat at my desk and realized I left my computer at home. PGP.

Pulled a muscle in my back while having sex. PGP.

Taking a PTO day with plans to get hammered the night before because, “It’s been a while.” PGP.