In high school my friend and I got spray tans so we would look “good” for this hot babe’s pool party…..needless to say we did NOT look good and everyone just called us carrots all day
That’s the definition of a mother’s love. To let that sweaty man hammer down on her with that grunting just for her boy to go to a normal school. God bless her.
If I’m taking my girlfriend to these ridiculous dinners and being told I can’t get some bread or appetizers…I’m sending her a venmo request for her portion before we leave the restaurant
Also, if it really bothers you, do what my now wife did when we were dating and surprise him and go full “porn star” on him one night. If he really cares/loves you he will be so disturbed by you behaving that way he will stop. At least it worked that way for me. Downside is he loves it and you’re screwed.
I’m a 72 during the day, 68 at night guy for Houston summers. That’s also because I’ve always lived in apartments, we’ll see how it goes in an older house next summer
Also, PGP Instagram should post one of those stories with the yes/no vote thing to see where everyone stands on hot or cold (aka see how many lunatics who like it hot associate with us)
We waited until a few weeks before our wedding to “officially” live together and besides the wedding/honeymoon, moving in together after waiting has been the most exciting part of the past few weeks
Also, it’s a sin to live together before marriage you guys
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In high school my friend and I got spray tans so we would look “good” for this hot babe’s pool party…..needless to say we did NOT look good and everyone just called us carrots all day
That’s the definition of a mother’s love. To let that sweaty man hammer down on her with that grunting just for her boy to go to a normal school. God bless her.
If I’m taking my girlfriend to these ridiculous dinners and being told I can’t get some bread or appetizers…I’m sending her a venmo request for her portion before we leave the restaurant
Gotta put the dog outside for that, you just have to
You’re an absolute lunatic and I hope you never change
Wasn’t she? Top 5 2000s babe for sure
Also, if it really bothers you, do what my now wife did when we were dating and surprise him and go full “porn star” on him one night. If he really cares/loves you he will be so disturbed by you behaving that way he will stop. At least it worked that way for me. Downside is he loves it and you’re screwed.
Wait…….girls don’t like when we get our sex moves from porn?
Using girl “friends” as a wingman is probably one of the dumbest things you can do
Y’all should select different PGP users to do this every week. Could be extremely entertaining
I’ll take low energy/negative sometimes over a fake happy person who ends up murdering their entire family because they couldn’t hold it in anymore.
A sin is a sin, but sex with the girlfriend is a way more enjoyable sin
I’m a 72 during the day, 68 at night guy for Houston summers. That’s also because I’ve always lived in apartments, we’ll see how it goes in an older house next summer
What’s bad is for my wife, it’s a daily routine. Make a huge mess getting ready, clean it at the end of the day. Real wild stuff
69. Nice.
Also, PGP Instagram should post one of those stories with the yes/no vote thing to see where everyone stands on hot or cold (aka see how many lunatics who like it hot associate with us)
Sadly we share this world with some lunatics that prefer to sleep warm
We waited until a few weeks before our wedding to “officially” live together and besides the wedding/honeymoon, moving in together after waiting has been the most exciting part of the past few weeks
Also, it’s a sin to live together before marriage you guys
My wife works tonight, Dave, so I think I’ll enjoy some Zaxby’s chicken with a few beers during the Astros game. Thanks for asking.
I haven’t even open this yet but we 100% need this to be weekly