Problem with that is in this day and age if you hook up with her then she creeps your wallet the next morning and sees you’re actually 5’11, she can get you with sexual assault, brother
Hey lady dating the smoker….I guarantee if when he kisses you during sex you just go “ew” and get out of bed mid sex, he’ll never smoke another cigarette again
I’ve developed this new problem where I (having no friends) don’t go out on the weekends so I’m very well rested which is awesome UNTIL, Sunday night when I can’t fall asleep until 1-2 in the morning and then I wake up exhausted for the week
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Problem with that is in this day and age if you hook up with her then she creeps your wallet the next morning and sees you’re actually 5’11, she can get you with sexual assault, brother
That’s my problem, I already destroyed my teeth and got some high end aftermarket teeth so now that’s not a motivating factor for me.
Any tips on quitting dip? I’ve tried 3-4 times in the past 10 years (dipper since i was 15, unfortunately)
I saw a leaked photo of your drivers license and it actually said 6’0 on it, Dilly
Hey lady dating the smoker….I guarantee if when he kisses you during sex you just go “ew” and get out of bed mid sex, he’ll never smoke another cigarette again
Not surprised your wife wakes you up then makes you make her breakfast…
I’ve developed this new problem where I (having no friends) don’t go out on the weekends so I’m very well rested which is awesome UNTIL, Sunday night when I can’t fall asleep until 1-2 in the morning and then I wake up exhausted for the week
You mean you don’t like when he uses the bathroom 15 times?
Booger sugar?! I can’t even handle the morning after a good happy hour. How do these people do it?
Anybody remember that Australian graphic designer that had a blog about all his ridiculous request and his absurd responses to them?
Would you be interested in purchasing some “likes”? I’ve got great packages
1,000 for 250$
2,000 for $450
3,000 for $600
I always tell people this, but I can’t wait for the 30 for 30 about him.
Hotel sex, man. It’s the best.
And room service. Sometimes a man just needs to spoil himself
That implosion is like my sex life…quick explosions with no real enjoyment from anyone….
Calm down, wild man
Sorry about that. He’s probably a piece of shit and you’re going to do way better.
Remember, good friends and good drinks heal all wounds
Wife leaves for a cruise in the AM, a weekend and week of freedom lies ahead of me.
Tonight it’s steaks and beers by the pool.
Tomorrow going to try to get 36 holes in after the Big12 championship game followed by beers and other conference games
Sunday I plan to revert back to my old habits…Beer and oreos on the couch
Have a blessed weekend y’all.
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I’m uncomfortable just reading this
Also, surprised this wasn’t just an ad for Man Outfitters new line of artificial trees