It usually comes in the form of Central Market flowers after the round of golf. Someone’s, if it’s real bad, I’ll find some flowers on the golf course and through out the line “I couldn’t get you off my mind, even during the round of my life, and I’m terribly sorry”
And then I say “if you’re not making dinner I’m going out with the boys” and then she says “if you come home drunk, you’re on the couch for the night” and then I think to myself “then I can sneak out early in the morning for golf” and then I win
I’m all about it. If you haven’t rubbed my shoulders after a long day’s work, I’m not hanging you stupid pictures up in the hall this weekend. That’s how the world works
If only my brother could see this. I’m less than a month away from officially having the sister in law from hell. We’ve tried everything short of killing him or her to stop this, and the train keeps on rolling. Remember folks, just cas some girl is bringing some fire sense of humor paired with the riding skill of a veteran jockey or a guy is super sweet with the Thor’s dick, doesn’t mean you should ignore how terrible your relationship truly is just to make it work and stay in it….
Still can’t beat the anxiety of showing your (now) in laws an episode because it’s “such a good show” and it ends up being the one where he has to fuck a pig….good clean family fun, y’all
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I honestly feel like I’ve been shit on. Literally. Covered in shit. Never has someone hurt others as bad as this hurts us, Will.
The only thing that will make this break acceptable is if we find out it was for you to have the time for your own proposal
Feelin good. Feelin great.
I mean yeah…for a retired homoerotic calendar model, your hair does look good
Thanks. I’ll never spell restrooms right again
It usually comes in the form of Central Market flowers after the round of golf. Someone’s, if it’s real bad, I’ll find some flowers on the golf course and through out the line “I couldn’t get you off my mind, even during the round of my life, and I’m terribly sorry”
And then I say “if you’re not making dinner I’m going out with the boys” and then she says “if you come home drunk, you’re on the couch for the night” and then I think to myself “then I can sneak out early in the morning for golf” and then I win
I’m all about it. If you haven’t rubbed my shoulders after a long day’s work, I’m not hanging you stupid pictures up in the hall this weekend. That’s how the world works
If only my brother could see this. I’m less than a month away from officially having the sister in law from hell. We’ve tried everything short of killing him or her to stop this, and the train keeps on rolling. Remember folks, just cas some girl is bringing some fire sense of humor paired with the riding skill of a veteran jockey or a guy is super sweet with the Thor’s dick, doesn’t mean you should ignore how terrible your relationship truly is just to make it work and stay in it….
Still can’t beat the anxiety of showing your (now) in laws an episode because it’s “such a good show” and it ends up being the one where he has to fuck a pig….good clean family fun, y’all
Makes Duda’s “Chicago night” story seem lame
Also, peep the new profile pic, y’all. Lemme know what y’all think. I’m feeling it, so far
Hey buddy, watch yourself
Nice title….
Don’t have to know fashion to know sexy, brother
What? Did you even read the column?
Her name is Rebecca, but call her Victoria. Get it?
This new high boots/short skirt trend has me sweating in this cold winter weather every time I go out
He’s not a piece of meat, ma’am
I’m startin a list boys, here we go
She’s gonna love this…
Well said. I have two cousins who are adopted. I won’t get into pro life or pro choice but I always tell people I’m 100% pro adoption if possible
This is why D man has so many grey hairs coming in. God bless him