2. He has no soul, so he will propose, and then you will be stuck in a loveless marriage that will result in you cheating on him, he will find out, and then he will murder you and your lover in some bed and breakfast you’re staying in for the weekend
Hey, Nick has already been victimized, but all you other guys out there…remember… Valentine’s Day is a bogus “holiday” and you really don’t have to do anything and if your lady friend gets mad, let her vent for a few days until she realizes how dumb it is to be mad at you over a random day in February that hallmark invented to sell more cards.
Exactly. The girl I know admitted she had zero intention of finding love. Just saw it as an opportunity to score some Instagram followers and maybe some business opportunities (and by business opportunities I mean offers to pose half naked with some protein shake on instagram)
It’s a trash world full of trash people, folks. Really shouldn’t be that hard to just not be a complete piece of shit when trying to get a date and/or get laid.
Still recovering from a wild Christmas vacation. Luckily the wife works this weekend so NYE will be a nice steak dinner and celebrating the new year with New York before an early bed time. Everyone be safe out there, have a great weekend, and let’s make 2018 the year of DCO Nation.
Them along with the Houston Police Department. Little know fact, when you commit a felony, you literally sit in a room in handcuffs while the police call the district attorney and they look into you and decide if they think they could get a grand jury to charge you or not. Luckily I have a clean record and the DA knew it was a mistake that wouldn’t hold in court so I was set free after several hours. I did, however, get a $2,000 fine from the TSA.
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Only one of two things will happen if you do this
1. He will leave you, immediately
2. He has no soul, so he will propose, and then you will be stuck in a loveless marriage that will result in you cheating on him, he will find out, and then he will murder you and your lover in some bed and breakfast you’re staying in for the weekend
Haven’t read the article yet, but just wanted to say I need that tablet stand setup in the picture
January 15th. Why? Because that’s what my wife and I compromised on. She believes Christmas decorations should be left up until Jan 31
Drink and gamble
Hey, Nick has already been victimized, but all you other guys out there…remember… Valentine’s Day is a bogus “holiday” and you really don’t have to do anything and if your lady friend gets mad, let her vent for a few days until she realizes how dumb it is to be mad at you over a random day in February that hallmark invented to sell more cards.
Lauren J was the best out of all the women. Unemployed? It’s not like the other 28 are going to do anything once they get their hands on their money.
She’s slightly older (read: less likely to be a lunatic) and if she’s not a 12/10 in the looks department, no one is.
If you’re not mixing in some classic Lisa Ann gangbang videos for some nostalgic feels, you’re wrong
Wild man!
Would finally be able to cancel that Brazzers subscription
Exactly. The girl I know admitted she had zero intention of finding love. Just saw it as an opportunity to score some Instagram followers and maybe some business opportunities (and by business opportunities I mean offers to pose half naked with some protein shake on instagram)
God bless America
It’s a trash world full of trash people, folks. Really shouldn’t be that hard to just not be a complete piece of shit when trying to get a date and/or get laid.
I’ve never seen a more ridiculous comment on this site. All Resident Evil movies are awesome AND Alice is not only a badass but sexy as hell
And I thought killing a few bottles of wine with the wife and passing out on the couch before midnight was wild…
Happy 2018 y’all
Still recovering from a wild Christmas vacation. Luckily the wife works this weekend so NYE will be a nice steak dinner and celebrating the new year with New York before an early bed time. Everyone be safe out there, have a great weekend, and let’s make 2018 the year of DCO Nation.
Wild stuff Dave, wild stuff
Christmas come early for CMV. Congrats on the holiday sex
This news after a few lunch beers due to reading Duda’s article…productivity is at an all time low, even for this time of year
They said no margaritas. No mention about no shots. I say line em up and let it rip. See how it goes.
Them along with the Houston Police Department. Little know fact, when you commit a felony, you literally sit in a room in handcuffs while the police call the district attorney and they look into you and decide if they think they could get a grand jury to charge you or not. Luckily I have a clean record and the DA knew it was a mistake that wouldn’t hold in court so I was set free after several hours. I did, however, get a $2,000 fine from the TSA.
Your voice almost sounds….fake