iPhones have this feature called “do not disturb” and it turns off all notifications. Also, I’m going to view this as a very pathetic attempt at a humble brag about your phone blowing up.
Hey everyone. I’m starting a commitment/marriage mailbag to hopefully publish on the website here. It’s for folks blessed enough to be past dating and into the engagement/marriage part of their lives. I have been married 3 months so I now know everything. My contact info is in my bio. My answers will be better than Dillllion’s
Hey everyone. I’ve been married for 3 months now so I’m starting a marriage advice mailbag I can hopefully get published here on the site. My contact info is in my bio for all questions. The love doctor will see you now *kissy face emoji*
Regardless of envy, angry, hatred, moving on or not moving on…finding true love is one of the greatest things in the world….and there is no better way to show it than by spending your life savings on a ring she can rub in her friend’s faces before she loses it within the next ten years.
Always love articles like this to remind me how thankful I should be to not be single. Now I just have to field questions from the wife like “why do you poop so much?” And “on what planet do you think buying a new truck is a good idea?” And “are you really that big of an idiot?”
My year was going great until friends came in town Saturday and I didn’t get out of bed until 6pm Sunday. Guess it’s back to beer, Oreos, and disappointing my wife on a daily basis
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iPhones have this feature called “do not disturb” and it turns off all notifications. Also, I’m going to view this as a very pathetic attempt at a humble brag about your phone blowing up.
Hey everyone. I’m starting a commitment/marriage mailbag to hopefully publish on the website here. It’s for folks blessed enough to be past dating and into the engagement/marriage part of their lives. I have been married 3 months so I now know everything. My contact info is in my bio. My answers will be better than Dillllion’s
Hey everyone. I’ve been married for 3 months now so I’m starting a marriage advice mailbag I can hopefully get published here on the site. My contact info is in my bio for all questions. The love doctor will see you now *kissy face emoji*
Just closed out of your Instagram, Will. Everything still looks great. Filter work is well above par.
You’re doing good work here
How many times a day do you hear “John, just please shut up”?
You hoping for all color or you want a little salt mixed in?
Crutch for the ugly? How dare you. I’ll fight you, you baby faced bastard
I’ve watched more hours of her Instagram stories than the actual show since Jenny left
I would call that the devil moving in with a really shitty friend
Regardless of envy, angry, hatred, moving on or not moving on…finding true love is one of the greatest things in the world….and there is no better way to show it than by spending your life savings on a ring she can rub in her friend’s faces before she loses it within the next ten years.
Random college fun times….no. Your wife’s best friend who will undoubtedly spill the beans to her during a drunk brunch one Sunday… yes
Always love articles like this to remind me how thankful I should be to not be single. Now I just have to field questions from the wife like “why do you poop so much?” And “on what planet do you think buying a new truck is a good idea?” And “are you really that big of an idiot?”
Hoping Todd just gets throttled at The Tavern and the girls walk in to him making out with some soft 6 at the bar
Also a really good username for a commenter on pornhub
I agree, but I’m also not going to complain
She might be able to dine with the finest at Mar-a-lago but her Instagram posts got nothing on yours, Will.
My year was going great until friends came in town Saturday and I didn’t get out of bed until 6pm Sunday. Guess it’s back to beer, Oreos, and disappointing my wife on a daily basis
Great Instagram posts this weekend, Will. Always shocked it’s not some Instagram photographer when I realize it’s your post. Keep up the good work
100% honesty