Pro tip for guy men to avoid Christmas decorating: compliment her on how great she is at it, drink two (2) beers and take a nap. When you wake up it’ll be a Christmas wonderland without any of the hassle of helping
Not only should you be upset, you should be furious and on a mission to show them what a mistake they’ve made. Personally, I’d get as drunk as possible and make them regret not distracting you with presents
Not getting an Office reboot is the best news possible. I can’t even imagine what kind of disaster trying to remake that show in 2018 without Michael Scott would be
My dog will literally shred her bed and bark within 10 minutes of me running her for over an hour, with her tail wagging from pure happiness. This is probably the most overblown response to a comment I’ve ever seen. There is another R word you should focus on more….RELAX. The only thing worse than people that don’t like dogs are people that act like a self righteous lunatic for how “great” they treat dogs.
Nah. Finding out their habits once you’ve made the ultimate commitment is the ultimate surprise. For example, my wife didn’t know I enjoyed eating Oreos in my underwear until my chest is so covered in crumbs it resembles a moldy boulder
Tomorrow we’re heading to Waco bright and early to watch TCU try to salvage something out of a terrible season.
Sunday I’m golfing with a very good friend I haven’t seen in months and then we’re going to drink beers and watch football and pretend we don’t have angry wives waiting for us at home. I’m excited. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
Tomorrow we’re heading to Waco bright and early to watch TCU try to salvage something out of a terrible season.
Sunday I’m golfing with a very good friend I haven’t seen in months and then we’re going to drink beers and watch football and pretend we don’t have angry wives waiting for us at home. I’m excited. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
I second the wait until marriage thing. We didn’t do it for any religious reasons, no offense Jesus, we just wanted to wait and it was surprisingly exciting and fun making a home together after the honeymoon
Moving in together is fun because suddenly nothing is yours anymore and you have no say in how many pillows will be on the couch and you’re suddenly a disgusting human that never cleans
The only thing worse than losing Dillllllon and Dave are the repetitive comments about it on every post today. Let’s just enjoy what we have until it’s all gone (which it obviously will be soon with Madison still running things)
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I’m not knocking you, but Chase needs to be paying you for advertising
I got excited about getting a new pack of hangers at Bed, Bath & Beyond last night. Just remember, we’re all in this together
Anything except white Christmas lights is tacky and screams “I’m different, look at me and my lack of taste”
Pro tip for guy men to avoid Christmas decorating: compliment her on how great she is at it, drink two (2) beers and take a nap. When you wake up it’ll be a Christmas wonderland without any of the hassle of helping
Secret shots with siblings (or cousins) is the glue that holds families together
Hot take: her willingness to show it all, all the time has made her less desirable and atttactive as she once was
Not only should you be upset, you should be furious and on a mission to show them what a mistake they’ve made. Personally, I’d get as drunk as possible and make them regret not distracting you with presents
Because women usually cook the turkey
Not getting an Office reboot is the best news possible. I can’t even imagine what kind of disaster trying to remake that show in 2018 without Michael Scott would be
I got cloudy and 65. When you’re rippin 380 yard drives you warm up fast
My dog will literally shred her bed and bark within 10 minutes of me running her for over an hour, with her tail wagging from pure happiness. This is probably the most overblown response to a comment I’ve ever seen. There is another R word you should focus on more….RELAX. The only thing worse than people that don’t like dogs are people that act like a self righteous lunatic for how “great” they treat dogs.
Whoa. How old are you?
Nah. Finding out their habits once you’ve made the ultimate commitment is the ultimate surprise. For example, my wife didn’t know I enjoyed eating Oreos in my underwear until my chest is so covered in crumbs it resembles a moldy boulder
Hey! What’s everyone going this weekend?!
Tonight we’re going to El T, of course.
Tomorrow we’re heading to Waco bright and early to watch TCU try to salvage something out of a terrible season.
Sunday I’m golfing with a very good friend I haven’t seen in months and then we’re going to drink beers and watch football and pretend we don’t have angry wives waiting for us at home. I’m excited. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
Hey! What’s everyone going this weekend?!
Tonight we’re going to El T, of course.
Tomorrow we’re heading to Waco bright and early to watch TCU try to salvage something out of a terrible season.
Sunday I’m golfing with a very good friend I haven’t seen in months and then we’re going to drink beers and watch football and pretend we don’t have angry wives waiting for us at home. I’m excited. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
Looks like Madison is going for a quantity over quality approach to end the week #lowbudgetPGP #neverforget
I second the wait until marriage thing. We didn’t do it for any religious reasons, no offense Jesus, we just wanted to wait and it was surprisingly exciting and fun making a home together after the honeymoon
Moving in together is fun because suddenly nothing is yours anymore and you have no say in how many pillows will be on the couch and you’re suddenly a disgusting human that never cleans
You have to reply on the app or post original comments on the website. It’s been that way for months, unfortunately
The only thing worse than losing Dillllllon and Dave are the repetitive comments about it on every post today. Let’s just enjoy what we have until it’s all gone (which it obviously will be soon with Madison still running things)