I’m about as anti HEB as a Texan can be without being a traitor. I only shop at Kroger’s and I only drink Folgers (sometimes Pike Place from Starbucks if I’m feeling fancy)
Coffee snobs are become the wine/beer snobs of 2018. You don’t have a fucking clue, just drink some Folgers and get on with your day. Source: guy who has a wife wake up 30 minutes early for a routine similar to this, only to find her half finished coffee sitting somewhere when she leaves (sorry, I know I’m not supposed to mention my wife here but I tonight it was a good source for my rant)
Just because you didn’t realize some of these wild dreams doesn’t mean you have to stop Charlie. Just think of the new dreams you can have in your mid 20s. Like earning the respect of your coworkers or being able to have a fun night out without a three day crippling hangover. Hell, sometimes I even dream of a world in which not everyone thinks I’m an idiot. Dream big or go home
Love what you did with the defense in that undefeated season, coach, but this has to be the worst take since my “boneless wings or GTFO” take a few hours ago
B&B > Big resort all day, every day. Whatever you think you do that’s romantic for your girl (flowers, dates, trips, etc.), nothing is going to please her like a weekend at a B&B.
Bonus pro tip: if you do it right your Instagram post(s) can look like you’re just at a house and make all your high school friends think “wow, did 19th Hole really make it or what?”
Clothes all have a time and purpose. While fishing or hunting, yes some pants/shorts with cargo pockets are great. While golfing, a dry fit is the only choice for shirt. While lounging, an oversized long sleeve t shirt is perfect. Wearing things to simply be different or stand out doesn’t make you cool, it makes you a douche
Boneless or GTFO. We haven’t come this far as a society to pick meet off of bones with our teeth. Also, no one is impressed with how spicy your wing sauce is, just get something with actual taste
Agreed, as long as your wife/girlfriend isn’t like Girl, they’re actually fun and score major brownie points. Plus the next time you mess up, you can use your cooking skills to make an apology dinner. It’s win win win for everyone
My favorite big 4 audit story is from a friend of mind. A few years back during busy season, mid afternoon, and associate just slowly closed his laptop, put his work issued cell phone on the desk, and walked out never to be heard from again. Just a complete mental shut down.
Ladies ladies ladies…we are not impressed nor do we care about your “wild” bachelorette parties. Whatever you think you’re doing that’s so wild and crazy as your last “Big Bang” is nothing compared to the shameful, disgusting, ridiculous things us men do. I don’t say this to brag…I say this to tell you “be about it, don’t just write about it”
Dreaming of a Subaru Crosstrek is the most Dave thing possible. I might not like your comments, but damnit if I don’t respect you. If you’re ever in Houston, drinks on me
C’mon man. I haven’t mentioned her in a few days now since y’all last bashed me. I had to mention she was at work to get across just how hardcore my nap is going to be, being newly married is pretty exciting, and you’re a chode. I hope you have a good weekend
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Get ready for a mass “sup”-ing from the male commenters, it’s gonna be wild
69ing is the “Duda article” of the sex world. The title makes you think it might be worth reading but in the end it’s just gross and disappointing
I’m about as anti HEB as a Texan can be without being a traitor. I only shop at Kroger’s and I only drink Folgers (sometimes Pike Place from Starbucks if I’m feeling fancy)
Coffee snobs are become the wine/beer snobs of 2018. You don’t have a fucking clue, just drink some Folgers and get on with your day. Source: guy who has a wife wake up 30 minutes early for a routine similar to this, only to find her half finished coffee sitting somewhere when she leaves (sorry, I know I’m not supposed to mention my wife here but I tonight it was a good source for my rant)
Just because you didn’t realize some of these wild dreams doesn’t mean you have to stop Charlie. Just think of the new dreams you can have in your mid 20s. Like earning the respect of your coworkers or being able to have a fun night out without a three day crippling hangover. Hell, sometimes I even dream of a world in which not everyone thinks I’m an idiot. Dream big or go home
True, but not the good kind of freaky shit
Tia with the southern fried chicken sexy thiccness will make me watch every second of the Bahelorette (she has to be the chosen one)
Love what you did with the defense in that undefeated season, coach, but this has to be the worst take since my “boneless wings or GTFO” take a few hours ago
You shouldn’t worry about it at all. Wait until after 8pm. Most geriatrics take their hearing aids out before bed.
B&B > Big resort all day, every day. Whatever you think you do that’s romantic for your girl (flowers, dates, trips, etc.), nothing is going to please her like a weekend at a B&B.
Bonus pro tip: if you do it right your Instagram post(s) can look like you’re just at a house and make all your high school friends think “wow, did 19th Hole really make it or what?”
Clothes all have a time and purpose. While fishing or hunting, yes some pants/shorts with cargo pockets are great. While golfing, a dry fit is the only choice for shirt. While lounging, an oversized long sleeve t shirt is perfect. Wearing things to simply be different or stand out doesn’t make you cool, it makes you a douche
Boneless or GTFO. We haven’t come this far as a society to pick meet off of bones with our teeth. Also, no one is impressed with how spicy your wing sauce is, just get something with actual taste
Hope everyone is having a great day!
Agreed, as long as your wife/girlfriend isn’t like Girl, they’re actually fun and score major brownie points. Plus the next time you mess up, you can use your cooking skills to make an apology dinner. It’s win win win for everyone
My favorite big 4 audit story is from a friend of mind. A few years back during busy season, mid afternoon, and associate just slowly closed his laptop, put his work issued cell phone on the desk, and walked out never to be heard from again. Just a complete mental shut down.
Bellaire Broiler Burger in Houston makes the best burger of any establishment in any state, I will fight about this
Ladies ladies ladies…we are not impressed nor do we care about your “wild” bachelorette parties. Whatever you think you’re doing that’s so wild and crazy as your last “Big Bang” is nothing compared to the shameful, disgusting, ridiculous things us men do. I don’t say this to brag…I say this to tell you “be about it, don’t just write about it”
This is the first generation of Olympians who competed exclusively in the “everyone gets a trophy” little leagues
Thank you. I need less of Duda’s opinions and more of what his lies were and how he went down in flames using them
Dreaming of a Subaru Crosstrek is the most Dave thing possible. I might not like your comments, but damnit if I don’t respect you. If you’re ever in Houston, drinks on me
C’mon man. I haven’t mentioned her in a few days now since y’all last bashed me. I had to mention she was at work to get across just how hardcore my nap is going to be, being newly married is pretty exciting, and you’re a chode. I hope you have a good weekend