While I like the idea of what you’re saying, I’m a man that needs rules. I’ve had a few periods in my life where I was (un)lucky enough to attempt this no rules lifestyle…I basically just turn into a fat piece of shit with a golfers tan and spend about $600 a month on Oreos. I really envy people that can let loose but also not be a terrible person
Always having a trip planned is, to me, the most important part of keeping a LDR going. It’s hard when you have nothing to look forward to.
Also, remember, just because you haven’t had sex in two months you can skip the condom “just this once”. source: a friend that learned that the hard way right out of college
Also, D Hole, if I hear even whispers about you wearing Abercrombie & Fitch jeans with boots I will quit my job and make my life goal ruining yours. Just get some Wranglers like a normal person and get over yourself. Take care buddy.
Okympics has me itching to watch Miracle so I think tonight we’re going to do some homemade tacos and watch a movie. Hopefully the speech at the end gets the wife fired up for some sex.
Saturday we have a friends birthday brunch followed by (hopefully) some golf. Trying to parlay that into some post-round drinks but we’re all married so that won’t be happening.
Sunday I’m really going for a “have you been sitting in the same spot for six hours?” Type day while I watch the Honda Classic (and hopefully another Tiger free weekend).
I’ve successfully survived all of these except the brunch with the girls (I’m not suicidal) and I have to say, you’re really underestimating the A) power of man and B) our willingness to do shit to get laid
I used to think “we’re better than this. This is just a rough patch. We’ll come out better on the other side. Everything is going to be okay” but now with this going on, it’s only a matter of time before the aliens show up to kill us all for being a disgrace to “intelligent” life in the universe
Eavesdropping is all fun and games until you hear about Bob’s obsession with wearing diapers so he can watch an entire football game without going to the bathroom or how Mary in accounting uses the Tupperware she brought dessert in last week to soak her mom’s dentures
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While I like the idea of what you’re saying, I’m a man that needs rules. I’ve had a few periods in my life where I was (un)lucky enough to attempt this no rules lifestyle…I basically just turn into a fat piece of shit with a golfers tan and spend about $600 a month on Oreos. I really envy people that can let loose but also not be a terrible person
Always having a trip planned is, to me, the most important part of keeping a LDR going. It’s hard when you have nothing to look forward to.
Also, remember, just because you haven’t had sex in two months you can skip the condom “just this once”. source: a friend that learned that the hard way right out of college
“Hey, are you playing? No? Okay can I squeeze through and get on? Thanks man. Have a good night”
-your people in the way problem is solved
Also, I didn’t even read the post, I just know it’s a shit take because who doesn’t want to get drunk and play arcade games
You’re constant complaining and shit takes, all in the name of trying to seem like a “cool guy”, is making me sick
This is the kind of ballsy move that will have you climbing the corporate ladder as you slowly mindfuck everyone into submission
Whoa. Oceans marathon to combat the scaries. That’s some all-pro stuff folks. Enjoy the rodeo, don’t forget to hydrate
If some guy is giving you suite tix for $100, he’s probably expecting some fellatio as well
Also, D Hole, if I hear even whispers about you wearing Abercrombie & Fitch jeans with boots I will quit my job and make my life goal ruining yours. Just get some Wranglers like a normal person and get over yourself. Take care buddy.
Okympics has me itching to watch Miracle so I think tonight we’re going to do some homemade tacos and watch a movie. Hopefully the speech at the end gets the wife fired up for some sex.
Saturday we have a friends birthday brunch followed by (hopefully) some golf. Trying to parlay that into some post-round drinks but we’re all married so that won’t be happening.
Sunday I’m really going for a “have you been sitting in the same spot for six hours?” Type day while I watch the Honda Classic (and hopefully another Tiger free weekend).
Y’all have a blessed weekend
Dave, what’s your Instagram handle?
I’ve successfully survived all of these except the brunch with the girls (I’m not suicidal) and I have to say, you’re really underestimating the A) power of man and B) our willingness to do shit to get laid
Congrats and good luck man. That’s some exciting shit. Also, don’t worry about what you say before…she won’t remember
What if you want to see? They have clear sheets available for the thrill seeking mommy to be?
Also, here’s cliche comment about “at least they’re proposing, Will”
I used to think “we’re better than this. This is just a rough patch. We’ll come out better on the other side. Everything is going to be okay” but now with this going on, it’s only a matter of time before the aliens show up to kill us all for being a disgrace to “intelligent” life in the universe
I’m pretty sure you don’t get put to sleep during a c section, you’re just numb. I may be wrong, but I think I’m right here
Eavesdropping is all fun and games until you hear about Bob’s obsession with wearing diapers so he can watch an entire football game without going to the bathroom or how Mary in accounting uses the Tupperware she brought dessert in last week to soak her mom’s dentures
This actually ruined my day for two reasons 1. Trump 69ing is gross and 2. I’ll never have enough money to look like him but have a wife like her
PGPM**