Spend a year in Australia and keep things loose? Kelsey can go fuck herself, and I actually hate Eric. She’s got all these plans and boys calling but give her a year or two, the real world will drag her down and her ass will go flat like a worn out Firestone and she’ll be wishing she had a boyfriend simply for the fact that he’s obligated to give her attention when no one else will.
At this point in my life, I’m just happy to be having sex, counting the minutes is the last thing on my mind. A few miserable seconds every few months isn’t going to kill her
Besides the unconditional love a dog has for you, an excuse to leave things early is easily the best part of having a dog. I’ve probably used that excuse 10 times already in 2018. I even tried to use it for an Easter Sunday gathering but I got the “oh no everyone is bringing their dogs, please just bring yours”
My wife and I got “freshman year” trashed two nights before our wedding. Missed all kinds of family events the next morning. The look on our parents faces cut me to my core and still haunts me to this day, and I know they’ll use it against us at some point
Your consistency of shit takes is downright appalling. You can get a case of wine for $20 at TJs and their Longboard tortilla chips are the GOAT of tortilla chips, all name brands can go to hell based on those facts alone. We didn’t even touch on the friendly staff, fast lines, and the TJ’s in Houston is in an old movie theater so it’s even more awesome.
New level of bitch move by turning Todd’s apology dinner date into a double date. I also picture Claire as very edgy but very hot and I hope to one day see a TGDG “group sex” with these new friends, just for the fallout from Girl the next day.
What Tom Brady did was shocking and disgusting. I don’t care what “dynamic” you have, calling your son back for a longer lip kiss while another person rubs your lubed up chest is wrong.
Unless you’re under the age of 5, there so be no parental lip kissing. See the Tom Brady video as evidence why. As far as friends, unless you’re in the mafia, just share a hug or secret handshake. The “Kiss Hello” episode of Seinfeld is a great discussion of this topic
Whoa, pump the brakes. Kell might have some trash takes, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this is an overreaction. You mess with Kell, you mess with all of us.
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You don’t have to be hurt to speak the truth, y’all
Spend a year in Australia and keep things loose? Kelsey can go fuck herself, and I actually hate Eric. She’s got all these plans and boys calling but give her a year or two, the real world will drag her down and her ass will go flat like a worn out Firestone and she’ll be wishing she had a boyfriend simply for the fact that he’s obligated to give her attention when no one else will.
At this point in my life, I’m just happy to be having sex, counting the minutes is the last thing on my mind. A few miserable seconds every few months isn’t going to kill her
Cats suck
Learned this the hard way a few weeks ago. Ruined a night with friends.
Besides the unconditional love a dog has for you, an excuse to leave things early is easily the best part of having a dog. I’ve probably used that excuse 10 times already in 2018. I even tried to use it for an Easter Sunday gathering but I got the “oh no everyone is bringing their dogs, please just bring yours”
If you wanna make them miserable, fireball. If you just wanna joke around and have friends that don’t hate you, ice em
Every friend group would greatly benefit if they could get rid of the fireball guy (or gal). That’s a trash drink for trash people
My wife and I got “freshman year” trashed two nights before our wedding. Missed all kinds of family events the next morning. The look on our parents faces cut me to my core and still haunts me to this day, and I know they’ll use it against us at some point
Your consistency of shit takes is downright appalling. You can get a case of wine for $20 at TJs and their Longboard tortilla chips are the GOAT of tortilla chips, all name brands can go to hell based on those facts alone. We didn’t even touch on the friendly staff, fast lines, and the TJ’s in Houston is in an old movie theater so it’s even more awesome.
New level of bitch move by turning Todd’s apology dinner date into a double date. I also picture Claire as very edgy but very hot and I hope to one day see a TGDG “group sex” with these new friends, just for the fallout from Girl the next day.
Your boyfriend is the guy version of Girl. I’m sorry.
You’re a douche
What Tom Brady did was shocking and disgusting. I don’t care what “dynamic” you have, calling your son back for a longer lip kiss while another person rubs your lubed up chest is wrong.
Unless you’re under the age of 5, there so be no parental lip kissing. See the Tom Brady video as evidence why. As far as friends, unless you’re in the mafia, just share a hug or secret handshake. The “Kiss Hello” episode of Seinfeld is a great discussion of this topic
You can have your burger debates, but Whataburger is the GOAT of fast food breakfast
You’re the man, Boston Max
Whoa, pump the brakes. Kell might have some trash takes, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this is an overreaction. You mess with Kell, you mess with all of us.
Don’t you dare compare us with Cali and AZ
This is called an early lunch in Texas…