The funny thing is, he isn’t and this is the peak of his life before his looks and popularity take a quick, rough fall into the shitter. Then one day he’ll be teaching senior water areobics classes at the local YMCA and posting videos for his 32 followers
Someone is cutting onions in the office again. As someone who has a six month old puppy and a family dog at home on his death bed, this hit my Tuesday morning feels. Just remember folks, pet your dog and tell them you love em to death every day because if they could, they’d do the same to you.
Our neighbor LOVES complaining to anyone and everyone and she refuses to back down so my new favorite hobby is telling her juicy gossip and then watching the battle from a distance
I’m by no means taking Will’s side but I’d really be interested to see how everyone that claims “Sally owns Will” handles their relationship(s) with women. If you know anything about anything it’s that women always make the decisions and men are just happy they’re getting some attention and maybe some sex
No. I think it’s disgusting that people would buy or adopt a dog and then treat them like a lesser being or a slave by putting them in a separate room or kennel at night. It’s shocking to see a dog laying on a $80 bed in the family room when he or she could be sleeping on a tempurpedic with you. It’s called responsibility people…try it sometime!
You never cease to amaze me Johnny Boy. “Who the hell drinks rum?” Foolish thinking. If you don’t like getting RUMbunctious by the pool at least once a summer you’re a square
I’m excited for you Nick. Yes, you will go to a strip club and I’ve always assumed the most important rule is buy the bachelor as many dances as possible while you enjoy one (1) dance and extremely overpriced drinks. As far as what his fiancé can hear about? Just get everyone on the same page for some made up stories about how fun a brewery tour was or something like that, she should know nothing
Remember how good that cardboard pizza that was sold at skating rinks or Chuck E Cheese type places? I’m still sure that’s why my left arm twitches and my tongue clicks when I orgasm but damn it was good back then
An adult dinner party? Of course not. A party where you (foolishly) get so drunk you call your wife your ex’s name and then throw up in the kitchen sink? It’s perfect.
Time frame on the delay makes this an easy choice. I’m a get to the airport three hours early guy anyways so another five just gives me time to eat and race some kids down the moving sidewalks.
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“You’re better than this”
The funny thing is, he isn’t and this is the peak of his life before his looks and popularity take a quick, rough fall into the shitter. Then one day he’ll be teaching senior water areobics classes at the local YMCA and posting videos for his 32 followers
Someone is cutting onions in the office again. As someone who has a six month old puppy and a family dog at home on his death bed, this hit my Tuesday morning feels. Just remember folks, pet your dog and tell them you love em to death every day because if they could, they’d do the same to you.
I try to keep it as real as possible just to not be a complete douche, but I do spice it up a little
I don’t like this at all
Our neighbor LOVES complaining to anyone and everyone and she refuses to back down so my new favorite hobby is telling her juicy gossip and then watching the battle from a distance
Something happens at Augusta year after year that makes my eyes sweat
I “accidentally” rolled down the windows on my wife’s car when she had this last year. No point in having a red nose if the antlers are gone
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Eric doesn’t deserve Alyssa
I’m by no means taking Will’s side but I’d really be interested to see how everyone that claims “Sally owns Will” handles their relationship(s) with women. If you know anything about anything it’s that women always make the decisions and men are just happy they’re getting some attention and maybe some sex
Add a few slices of ham if you really want to impress your guests
Pro tip: Kroger sells a great crackers with American cheese pack that looks great when placed nicely on your cheeseboard at home
You heard wrong
No. I think it’s disgusting that people would buy or adopt a dog and then treat them like a lesser being or a slave by putting them in a separate room or kennel at night. It’s shocking to see a dog laying on a $80 bed in the family room when he or she could be sleeping on a tempurpedic with you. It’s called responsibility people…try it sometime!
You never cease to amaze me Johnny Boy. “Who the hell drinks rum?” Foolish thinking. If you don’t like getting RUMbunctious by the pool at least once a summer you’re a square
How fun
I’m excited for you Nick. Yes, you will go to a strip club and I’ve always assumed the most important rule is buy the bachelor as many dances as possible while you enjoy one (1) dance and extremely overpriced drinks. As far as what his fiancé can hear about? Just get everyone on the same page for some made up stories about how fun a brewery tour was or something like that, she should know nothing
Remember how good that cardboard pizza that was sold at skating rinks or Chuck E Cheese type places? I’m still sure that’s why my left arm twitches and my tongue clicks when I orgasm but damn it was good back then
An adult dinner party? Of course not. A party where you (foolishly) get so drunk you call your wife your ex’s name and then throw up in the kitchen sink? It’s perfect.
Clubs are different. That’s like saying “delay or having your children put on the wrong flight?”
Time frame on the delay makes this an easy choice. I’m a get to the airport three hours early guy anyways so another five just gives me time to eat and race some kids down the moving sidewalks.