Man I’ve actually been really struggling with this. I am obsessed with #citylife but it’s just financial irresponsible as we start a family but everyone I know just deeply regrets their decision to move to the burbs. What city/burbs are you from?
Simply stating facts that people live in conditions unlike any other simply to be in New York while claiming they’re a superior city which is not a fact. Plus, if you lived where TexMex is as good as it is here, you’d be there all the time too. I always assume New York isn’t that great because of the irrational responses you get from New Yorkers rather than a chuckle while confidently knowing we’re wrong (like a sane person)
Hey do you like New York? Does the idea of living in an area where you pay by the square inch and rats outnumber humans 2:1 interest you? Does having the size of your soda limited make you happy? Does living on top of each other like a pack of rodents sound fun? I understand New York (might) be a great city, but to claim it’s the best? Get a grip on reality please.
I’ll be in section 133, Blue and Gold Biggio jersey, and my wife will probably be telling me how disappointed she is in me while I shove another hotdog in my mouth
Hey Micah, best wishes in the whole moving in together thing. That’s big time. Just remember, she’s allowed to make the bathroom look like a war zone but you better leave it spotless and you might not know it, but every hour of a sport watched on TV is an hour of some girl show you have to watch (and have a good attitude about it).
All I’m trying to do is get through today and a half day tomorrow. Plan on getting “this is not good” drunk then going to dollar dog night at the Juicebox. God bless Summer
Tonight I’m going to stuff my face with El T fajitas and margs and then sit on my porch and celebrate 4/20 with the wife.
Tomorrow I’m going to meet with a trainer for our new pup and then drink myself onto another planet because a long lost friend is in town for 24 hours.
Sunday the wife works so I’ll be watching golf and eating Oreos between not letting my Brazzers subscription go to waste. Have a blessed weekend y’all
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Man I’ve actually been really struggling with this. I am obsessed with #citylife but it’s just financial irresponsible as we start a family but everyone I know just deeply regrets their decision to move to the burbs. What city/burbs are you from?
Dave, you know you’re my main man. It’s all fun and games here.
If you don’t take your husbands last name and he’s cool with it, congrats…you married a beta
Hey Dillion, should have sent this in earlier but which is a better city…New York, LA, or Houston?! PGP community needs to know.
“Whitesplain”?! I always knew something was a little off about you but now it all makes sense. Very brave assumption there friend
If you’re not teaching little kids swear words, along with other mischievous things, so their parents have to deal with it later you’re wrong.
How wild is that comment section? Good stuff for a Tuesday morning
Simply stating facts that people live in conditions unlike any other simply to be in New York while claiming they’re a superior city which is not a fact. Plus, if you lived where TexMex is as good as it is here, you’d be there all the time too. I always assume New York isn’t that great because of the irrational responses you get from New Yorkers rather than a chuckle while confidently knowing we’re wrong (like a sane person)
So being a regular at a restaurant is a bad thing and means there’s nothing else to do? You’re better than that type of argument
Have you ever been to Miami, Houston, Chicago, San Francisco or LA? Do you understand what unparalleled means?
Hell yeah brother
Hey do you like New York? Does the idea of living in an area where you pay by the square inch and rats outnumber humans 2:1 interest you? Does having the size of your soda limited make you happy? Does living on top of each other like a pack of rodents sound fun? I understand New York (might) be a great city, but to claim it’s the best? Get a grip on reality please.
I’ll be in section 133, Blue and Gold Biggio jersey, and my wife will probably be telling me how disappointed she is in me while I shove another hotdog in my mouth
I tell myself that, but I enjoy sex so I compromise.
Hey Micah, best wishes in the whole moving in together thing. That’s big time. Just remember, she’s allowed to make the bathroom look like a war zone but you better leave it spotless and you might not know it, but every hour of a sport watched on TV is an hour of some girl show you have to watch (and have a good attitude about it).
All I’m trying to do is get through today and a half day tomorrow. Plan on getting “this is not good” drunk then going to dollar dog night at the Juicebox. God bless Summer
Besides Michael leaving, Jim and Pam were the worst part about the office. Oscar and The Senator are the real #couplegoals
Living the dream
Tonight I’m going to stuff my face with El T fajitas and margs and then sit on my porch and celebrate 4/20 with the wife.
Tomorrow I’m going to meet with a trainer for our new pup and then drink myself onto another planet because a long lost friend is in town for 24 hours.
Sunday the wife works so I’ll be watching golf and eating Oreos between not letting my Brazzers subscription go to waste. Have a blessed weekend y’all
Kirby Ice House is THE spot in the summer (if you’re not poolside, of course)