Man. I liked you. Until you stole some cliche joke about Houston and used it. I’ll take a little humidity and traffic for the trade off of one of the best cities in the country
It offends me that Christmas is Christmas. It is the reason we have this “season”, we shop, get together with family, take vacations, etc etc. That being said, if my holiday offends you too much to look at my “specific decorations”, then don’t take advantage of the perks.
You obviously don’t get to interact with the kids born in the early/mid 90s. They have zero face-to-face social skills. But they sure can Facebook the shit out of life
Great read. I talked to an intern the other day that was shocked that my most common way to keep up with an friends is to grab dinner or drinks once a week. Asked me why we don’t just catch up via Facebook or Instagram.
Great read. Actually just started looking into Burning Man for next year so I enjoyed it. Any way to get in contact with you and get any possible tips and advice for preparation?
It would be less pathetic if you just wrote a post titled “I want to brag about my life” and then just write about your highly exaggerated life. Maybe try a glass of bleach today during lunch.
As someone who works at a company operated by a bunch of “millennials” (both with degrees and without) who are constantly fielding questions from “executives” on basic, daily tasks…this is downright absurd
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Broke up with my girlfriend halfway through the pictures
Office eye candy is also my work wife, except her “still in school” fiancé hates me
Miata’s are great until you get slammed by a Chevy 2500 and the medical examiner can’t even positively identify you as a human body.
Well your articles are meh
Man. I liked you. Until you stole some cliche joke about Houston and used it. I’ll take a little humidity and traffic for the trade off of one of the best cities in the country
*Christmas being Christmas is the reason…
It offends me that Christmas is Christmas. It is the reason we have this “season”, we shop, get together with family, take vacations, etc etc. That being said, if my holiday offends you too much to look at my “specific decorations”, then don’t take advantage of the perks.
The folks over at chive are still cleaning up their jizz mess from when they found out about this three days ago
If golfing isn’t the best thing ever, I don’t know what is
Oh yea. Except she probably wants a 300 word yelp review on how she tasted like kale and organic granola bars when you went down on her
There are few things more upsetting than a shocking bar tab you forgot about
Those women make me question every decision I’ve ever made
This makes me sad
You obviously don’t get to interact with the kids born in the early/mid 90s. They have zero face-to-face social skills. But they sure can Facebook the shit out of life
Great read. I talked to an intern the other day that was shocked that my most common way to keep up with an friends is to grab dinner or drinks once a week. Asked me why we don’t just catch up via Facebook or Instagram.
Great read. Actually just started looking into Burning Man for next year so I enjoyed it. Any way to get in contact with you and get any possible tips and advice for preparation?
Will, you’re alright too. Any man that gets mani-pedis is a friend to me
Jared, slowly becoming an article legend. Let me buy you a round next time I’m in Austin. (You don’t have to take this one out of your shoe).
It would be less pathetic if you just wrote a post titled “I want to brag about my life” and then just write about your highly exaggerated life. Maybe try a glass of bleach today during lunch.
As someone who works at a company operated by a bunch of “millennials” (both with degrees and without) who are constantly fielding questions from “executives” on basic, daily tasks…this is downright absurd