My belt broke while putting it on this morning so my coffee thoughts have been how to attend meetings with no belt and not look like a fool until I sneak out and buy one. I’m still trying to make today as great as possible and I hope y’all do the same. Have a blessed Monday everyone
Yesterday was possible the most Phil round I’ve ever seen. He spent as much time in the bushes as I do, just got out in 1/4 of the shots it takes me to
Tonight, it doesn’t matter because tomorrow I’ll be on the course for 36 holes with two of my best friends and the ladies will be playing with one friend’s new baby so they won’t be bothering us. The Lord truly is good. Have a great weekend everyone
I’m trying this new thing where I don’t accidentally call my fiancé a random Instagram model’s name during sex. It’s really improved our life in the bedroom
HAPPY FRIDAY YALL. ITS A CRISP, SUNNY MORNING IN THE CITY OF CHOPPED AND SCREWED. TWO CUPS IN THIS MORNING. IM READY TO ENDURE A MANAGEMENT MEETING BEFORE HEADING TO THE LAKE THIS EVENING. I TRULY HOPE EVERYONE HAS A BLESSED FRIDAY AND WEEKEND.
Also, solo golf rounds are very underrated. Yeah, a foursome with friends is a blast but being out there on the course with nothing but nature and a sleeve (or 4) of balls is next level
Had a little too much fun at the bar last night with the future Mrs. Currently eating a leftover cookie with my coffee because my stomach needs something solid in it. Today should be rough but I’ve got a positive attitude because I’ve already got a tee time for Saturday that I won’t have to pay for. Have a blessed Thursday everyone.
DAMN IT PEOPLE. WE LIVE IN AMERICA WHERE WE ARE FREE TO CLOSE DEALS LIKE NO OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. LETS MAKE THAT MONEY AND MAKE OUR PARENTS PROUD. IVE GOT A BLANK SCHEDULE TODAY BUT I PLAN ON PULLING SOME DEALS OUT OF THIN AIR TODAY BECAUSE THATS WHAT FREEDOM IS ALL ABOUT. HAVE A BLESSED DAY EVERYONE.
I’ve had “friends” sleep with my girlfriend, I’ve had “friends” punch me in the face, and I’ve ever had “friends” steal from me but damn…what a piece of shit
About to throw some Nolan Ryan gradeA filets on the grill with some twice baked potatoes. Washing it all down with some South Star Brewery bombshell blondes and some sex for dessert. Have a blessed evening everyone.
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Yikes. I thought I was bad at sex…
My belt broke while putting it on this morning so my coffee thoughts have been how to attend meetings with no belt and not look like a fool until I sneak out and buy one. I’m still trying to make today as great as possible and I hope y’all do the same. Have a blessed Monday everyone
Yesterday was possible the most Phil round I’ve ever seen. He spent as much time in the bushes as I do, just got out in 1/4 of the shots it takes me to
Tonight, it doesn’t matter because tomorrow I’ll be on the course for 36 holes with two of my best friends and the ladies will be playing with one friend’s new baby so they won’t be bothering us. The Lord truly is good. Have a great weekend everyone
Just get married already Will
#honestyfriday Raven’s accent makes me horny
I’m trying this new thing where I don’t accidentally call my fiancé a random Instagram model’s name during sex. It’s really improved our life in the bedroom
HAPPY FRIDAY YALL. ITS A CRISP, SUNNY MORNING IN THE CITY OF CHOPPED AND SCREWED. TWO CUPS IN THIS MORNING. IM READY TO ENDURE A MANAGEMENT MEETING BEFORE HEADING TO THE LAKE THIS EVENING. I TRULY HOPE EVERYONE HAS A BLESSED FRIDAY AND WEEKEND.
Yucatán Taco Stand in beautiful Houston. A sunny day calls for one thing, shrimp tacos and more margs than any adult should have on a work night.
Give me dip or give me death. Deals can still be made with a little chew in. No one wants to shake hands with an ashtray
If I got paired with hoop earrings, I’d just head back and have a beer at the clubhouse and be done for the day. That’s unacceptable
I feel alive.
Also, solo golf rounds are very underrated. Yeah, a foursome with friends is a blast but being out there on the course with nothing but nature and a sleeve (or 4) of balls is next level
Had a little too much fun at the bar last night with the future Mrs. Currently eating a leftover cookie with my coffee because my stomach needs something solid in it. Today should be rough but I’ve got a positive attitude because I’ve already got a tee time for Saturday that I won’t have to pay for. Have a blessed Thursday everyone.
My fiancé mocks my pathetic amount of Instagram likes. PGP.
Any way we can get a “Things Girls Do After Graduation: terrible car wreck”?
You ok man?
I’ve been in a relationship so long I’ve never slid into or had anyone slide into my DMs (not that I ever would anyways, but just sayin)
DAMN IT PEOPLE. WE LIVE IN AMERICA WHERE WE ARE FREE TO CLOSE DEALS LIKE NO OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. LETS MAKE THAT MONEY AND MAKE OUR PARENTS PROUD. IVE GOT A BLANK SCHEDULE TODAY BUT I PLAN ON PULLING SOME DEALS OUT OF THIN AIR TODAY BECAUSE THATS WHAT FREEDOM IS ALL ABOUT. HAVE A BLESSED DAY EVERYONE.
I’ve had “friends” sleep with my girlfriend, I’ve had “friends” punch me in the face, and I’ve ever had “friends” steal from me but damn…what a piece of shit
About to throw some Nolan Ryan gradeA filets on the grill with some twice baked potatoes. Washing it all down with some South Star Brewery bombshell blondes and some sex for dessert. Have a blessed evening everyone.