I’m feeling it today ladies and gentlemen. My little jealousy experiment went off the rails last night but luckily the fiancé just gave me the “I love you but you’re an idiot talk” and we had some ice cream together. Nothing like a woman’s unconditional love, not even a pot of the good black stuff, makes me want to close deals like I do today. Have a blessed Wednesday everyone and remember, punching someone who says “hump day” can be fought as self defense in a court of law.
Fiancé just notified me she’s going out with the girls and she’s leaving me on my own for dinner. Well, we’ll see how she feels after receiving a few snapchats of me and our ridiculously hot neighbor taking the dogs on a walk together. (Risky, I know, but a message needs to be sent. Will update on how jealousy snaps work out)
Also, a girl walking out of your bathroom the next morning in your button down is hot. Don’t think the same could be said about her slipping on your Birks the next morning…
Advice coming from a guy that has such a shitty room it makes girls immediately call Uber? That’s like hiring Rosie O’Donnell as a personal trainer. No thanks.
My best friend’s wife went to culinary school and one of her favorite things to do is host dinner parties. Her food always puts any restaurant in Food Town, USA (Houston) to shame. The Lord is good.
This has gone from enjoyable stories about a young man with a bright future adding notches to his belt to nothing but short stories about someone getting whatever he can get while he lives one step above homelessness. My thoughts and prayers are with you
SHAKESPEARE AINT GOT SHIT ON YOU, BOLEN. I HAD A POT OF COLUMBIAN WITH MY NAME ON IT THIS MORNING BUT AFTER READING THIS, COFFEE IS NOTHING BUT GAS ON A FIRE BABY. FUCK IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A CLOSER WITHIN A COMMUNITY OF CLOSERS WITH THE SWEET SMELL OF AMERICAN FREEDOM TO WAKE UP TO EVERY DAY. TUESDAY IS A LITTLE BITCH AND IM GOING TO MAKE SURE IT KNOWS IT. HAVE A BLESSED DAY EVERYONE.
Fiancé still on night shifts. Double stuffed Oreos, whatever mixture of leftover beer/wine is in the fridge, and more research into the adult entertainment industry. Have a blessed evening y’all.
“Yeah man, I know I know. Breaking into my car to slash my seats and spray painting ‘bitch’ onto my ex’s garage door is insane but last night she _____ (insert crazy sex move none of us can even imagine) so I’m taking her to dinner this Friday”
These give me anxiety. After 6 years in a relationship I’m glad the only question left for me to ask her is “how am I wrong about so much?” and for her to ask me is “how can someone’s shit smell so bad for so long?”
Thanks for the inspiration, Boss Rolen. My day couldn’t be better due to a wonderful Sunday. The line at Trader Joe’s went fast, Dell Matchplay was excellent to the last hole, the fiancé cooked some delicious breaded chicken for dinner and I even let her have sex with me before bed. Even though the humidity is already high in Houston, the coffee is hot and I plan on having a not-shitty Monday. I hope you all do the same. Have a blessed day everyone.
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This is why deleting contacts, although it feels so wrong at the time, is always the right move at some point
I’m feeling it today ladies and gentlemen. My little jealousy experiment went off the rails last night but luckily the fiancé just gave me the “I love you but you’re an idiot talk” and we had some ice cream together. Nothing like a woman’s unconditional love, not even a pot of the good black stuff, makes me want to close deals like I do today. Have a blessed Wednesday everyone and remember, punching someone who says “hump day” can be fought as self defense in a court of law.
Fiancé just notified me she’s going out with the girls and she’s leaving me on my own for dinner. Well, we’ll see how she feels after receiving a few snapchats of me and our ridiculously hot neighbor taking the dogs on a walk together. (Risky, I know, but a message needs to be sent. Will update on how jealousy snaps work out)
He just wanted to remind everyone how special and different he is for wearing socks with Birkenstocks
Also, a girl walking out of your bathroom the next morning in your button down is hot. Don’t think the same could be said about her slipping on your Birks the next morning…
Advice coming from a guy that has such a shitty room it makes girls immediately call Uber? That’s like hiring Rosie O’Donnell as a personal trainer. No thanks.
Besides Disney, what’s your favorite category?
My best friend’s wife went to culinary school and one of her favorite things to do is host dinner parties. Her food always puts any restaurant in Food Town, USA (Houston) to shame. The Lord is good.
This has gone from enjoyable stories about a young man with a bright future adding notches to his belt to nothing but short stories about someone getting whatever he can get while he lives one step above homelessness. My thoughts and prayers are with you
SHAKESPEARE AINT GOT SHIT ON YOU, BOLEN. I HAD A POT OF COLUMBIAN WITH MY NAME ON IT THIS MORNING BUT AFTER READING THIS, COFFEE IS NOTHING BUT GAS ON A FIRE BABY. FUCK IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A CLOSER WITHIN A COMMUNITY OF CLOSERS WITH THE SWEET SMELL OF AMERICAN FREEDOM TO WAKE UP TO EVERY DAY. TUESDAY IS A LITTLE BITCH AND IM GOING TO MAKE SURE IT KNOWS IT. HAVE A BLESSED DAY EVERYONE.
Congrats man. Thanks for your willingness to serve your community/city
Fiancé still on night shifts. Double stuffed Oreos, whatever mixture of leftover beer/wine is in the fridge, and more research into the adult entertainment industry. Have a blessed evening y’all.
I’m in love with her crazy:hot ratio
“Yeah man, I know I know. Breaking into my car to slash my seats and spray painting ‘bitch’ onto my ex’s garage door is insane but last night she _____ (insert crazy sex move none of us can even imagine) so I’m taking her to dinner this Friday”
These give me anxiety. After 6 years in a relationship I’m glad the only question left for me to ask her is “how am I wrong about so much?” and for her to ask me is “how can someone’s shit smell so bad for so long?”
Thanks for the inspiration, Boss Rolen. My day couldn’t be better due to a wonderful Sunday. The line at Trader Joe’s went fast, Dell Matchplay was excellent to the last hole, the fiancé cooked some delicious breaded chicken for dinner and I even let her have sex with me before bed. Even though the humidity is already high in Houston, the coffee is hot and I plan on having a not-shitty Monday. I hope you all do the same. Have a blessed day everyone.
Phil is going to play in cup until he can’t anymore, and then he’ll be so mentally exhausted he won’t be able to function as captain
Even legends make mistakes
Also, you’re better than Ecco shoes, Big Dave
Golf could really do without Nick Faldo and Johnny Miller. They’re almost John Gruden level of terrible