Even though you won’t admit Shiner is better the Mich Ultra, I’m all about the daily grocery store trips. I’ve saved hundreds by not buying food that I forget or don’t have time to eat until it goes bad. Also, grocery stores are prime MILF territory. (Central Market at Weslayn and Westheimer is the best in Houston).
Tonight I’m going solo with some leftover steak from last night, Jameson, and some Oreos. What’s everyone else doing for dinner tonight?
Steak house dinner last night, made the mistake of closing down the bar with some real wild folks in town for ITC. Now debating if turning off the lights in my office is worth the judgement I’ll receive from coworkers. Thoughts and prayers appreciated. Have a blessed Tuesday y’all
Came here to say this. I don’t want political opinions with my sports, especially from some of the wack jobs they’ve got talking into the camera up there
This guy just put himself in the dirt. These women are successful, fit, and beautiful because the same characteristics that allow someone to finish school, land a job, succeeded, and so on also bring about the same results in personal hygiene, fitness, beauty care, etc. and quite frankly…a women who flourishes mentally and physically turns a confident man on and scares the shit out of a pathetic man (we all know what kind of man this guy is)
I have to tell you guys, I’m feeling pretty shitty this morning. Last night I took the fiancé out for a pre birthday dinner and I got a little too drunk (if you’ve had El Tiempo margs you can understand my mistake) but then she had to drive me home. Not the worst thing I’ve done and today is her actual birthday (yes, I’ve got a big day planned). Have a blessed day y’all.
Tried out the new cold brew life last week. Not gonna knock it, just not for me. Back to the good stuff this morning and I can feel it in my loins. Let’s collectively kick May’s ass, DCO Nation. Have a blessed Monday everyone.
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Even though you won’t admit Shiner is better the Mich Ultra, I’m all about the daily grocery store trips. I’ve saved hundreds by not buying food that I forget or don’t have time to eat until it goes bad. Also, grocery stores are prime MILF territory. (Central Market at Weslayn and Westheimer is the best in Houston).
Tonight I’m going solo with some leftover steak from last night, Jameson, and some Oreos. What’s everyone else doing for dinner tonight?
So when are you moving back to God’s country?
Steak house dinner last night, made the mistake of closing down the bar with some real wild folks in town for ITC. Now debating if turning off the lights in my office is worth the judgement I’ll receive from coworkers. Thoughts and prayers appreciated. Have a blessed Tuesday y’all
Thanks for this. I’ll be printing it out and handing a copy of it to my fiancé every time she gets mad at me
Username?
Came here to say this. I don’t want political opinions with my sports, especially from some of the wack jobs they’ve got talking into the camera up there
My fiancé thinks you’re a 12/10, Dave. You’re the man.
This guy just put himself in the dirt. These women are successful, fit, and beautiful because the same characteristics that allow someone to finish school, land a job, succeeded, and so on also bring about the same results in personal hygiene, fitness, beauty care, etc. and quite frankly…a women who flourishes mentally and physically turns a confident man on and scares the shit out of a pathetic man (we all know what kind of man this guy is)
You’re just not doing the right drugs
Not sure how people still watch that show after the whole “talk to your dad on the phone while I munch your box” scene. Just way too much
Easy solution I discovered years ago…don’t go to the gym
A good booty can change the world
I have to tell you guys, I’m feeling pretty shitty this morning. Last night I took the fiancé out for a pre birthday dinner and I got a little too drunk (if you’ve had El Tiempo margs you can understand my mistake) but then she had to drive me home. Not the worst thing I’ve done and today is her actual birthday (yes, I’ve got a big day planned). Have a blessed day y’all.
Tried out the new cold brew life last week. Not gonna knock it, just not for me. Back to the good stuff this morning and I can feel it in my loins. Let’s collectively kick May’s ass, DCO Nation. Have a blessed Monday everyone.
Solo night tonight. Anyone in Houston wanna spend a few stacks at the titter?
Lake day tomorrow followed by (sunburnt) date night with the fiancé.
Sunday, brunching my face off before HBO Sunday night programming.
Have a blessed weekend everyone.
You’re the man, Dave
“My boyfriend is on a diet and it’s running my life”
“My boyfriend got fat and now I’m not attracted to him”
Seems like either way, you’re going to complain.
The misery of a summer without a pool far outweighs the risk of dehydration from pool beers and skin cancer
These are a little too much. I have a diesel truck and my penis is just slightly above average so you’re wrong
I’m so far from that I can’t even imagine what I would do with all that free time