Yeah, this is horse shit. I had a buddy that did a joint bachelor party with his wife and all their friends (I bet that was wild…..) and then the same group turned around and went on a “honeymoon” together (I bet that was romantic…..)
Now they live in separate cities and date other people and are “working on things”
Right on the cusp of an insane long weekend. Trying to close deals while I still have the mental capacity to do so. Coffee has a little extra kick this morning and I’m closing deals in the name of God and country. Have a blessed Tuesday everyone.
Plus side, dudes usually have heaters for a dollar on those nights you’re “trying to quit” and didn’t bring any to the bar. Houston has those guys in almost all bars unfortunately, not just the douche clubs
First off you’ll wanna throw out all your Amstel Light and stock the fridge with Shiner Light Blonde for the summer. Then you can properly worry about everything else
If you’re pleased with anything but the stack of thick, soft paper towels next to the sink (found in most nice restaurants and hotels) then you’re just a lunatic. Even dyson, the wind and vacuum power experts, can’t develop a hand dryer that works properly.
It’s the week of my bachelor party so I’m just taking it all in. Enjoying my coffee, the sun coming up, unwanted emails, and being able to work productively before I destroy my body and soul past the point of return. Have a blessed Monday everyone.
If you’re at the PGP event in Florida, we get it…y’all are having an amazing weekend and we’re very happy for you.
I’m solo tonight after a steak dinner with the parents so if any HTX PGPers wanna grab some drinks or anything that doesn’t involve me smoking and drinking alone, let me know please (having all married friends sucks)
Got an early morning round on Saturday followed by poolside beers and BBQ. Just a race to see if I get too drunk or too sunburnt first.
Sunday, Mother’s Day activities. If you don’t take the time to really show your mom how much you love and appreciate her, shame on you.
Dave, as in house lawman, did you write the terms and conditions yourself or is your law degree just more of a talking point now?
If you ever had to make a change, like Jimmy McGull to Saul Goodman, what would your name be and what small, obscure state/city would you practice law in?
Congrats and good luck with the bar. My friend almost lost his wife during this time of his life, but now he’s a successful lawyer and has a happy wife and baby so the misery is worth the reward
Feeling pretty left out this morning after all the PGPers going on and on about their Florida trip.
For me, it’s when I wore Flip skateboard shirts 24/7 with black shorts that looked more like pants that were a little too short for me. I also wasn’t allowed to have my ears pierced so I had fake diamond stud earrings with chia pet hair. God bless puberty y’all
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Yeah, this is horse shit. I had a buddy that did a joint bachelor party with his wife and all their friends (I bet that was wild…..) and then the same group turned around and went on a “honeymoon” together (I bet that was romantic…..)
Now they live in separate cities and date other people and are “working on things”
This might be a column worthy day. Good luck amigo
Right on the cusp of an insane long weekend. Trying to close deals while I still have the mental capacity to do so. Coffee has a little extra kick this morning and I’m closing deals in the name of God and country. Have a blessed Tuesday everyone.
Plus side, dudes usually have heaters for a dollar on those nights you’re “trying to quit” and didn’t bring any to the bar. Houston has those guys in almost all bars unfortunately, not just the douche clubs
First off you’ll wanna throw out all your Amstel Light and stock the fridge with Shiner Light Blonde for the summer. Then you can properly worry about everything else
Annnnddd unhinged Duda is back.
If you’re pleased with anything but the stack of thick, soft paper towels next to the sink (found in most nice restaurants and hotels) then you’re just a lunatic. Even dyson, the wind and vacuum power experts, can’t develop a hand dryer that works properly.
Good luck
It’s the week of my bachelor party so I’m just taking it all in. Enjoying my coffee, the sun coming up, unwanted emails, and being able to work productively before I destroy my body and soul past the point of return. Have a blessed Monday everyone.
Can’t explain how happy seeing you in the red makes me. Have a good weekend buddy. Also, enjoy my hometown, but don’t fuck it up.
If you’re at the PGP event in Florida, we get it…y’all are having an amazing weekend and we’re very happy for you.
I’m solo tonight after a steak dinner with the parents so if any HTX PGPers wanna grab some drinks or anything that doesn’t involve me smoking and drinking alone, let me know please (having all married friends sucks)
Got an early morning round on Saturday followed by poolside beers and BBQ. Just a race to see if I get too drunk or too sunburnt first.
Sunday, Mother’s Day activities. If you don’t take the time to really show your mom how much you love and appreciate her, shame on you.
Have a blessed weekend y’all.
It was a rumor. You got the green light buddy
Dave, as in house lawman, did you write the terms and conditions yourself or is your law degree just more of a talking point now?
If you ever had to make a change, like Jimmy McGull to Saul Goodman, what would your name be and what small, obscure state/city would you practice law in?
Great question
I would drink Mia’s bath water
Hope everyone is having a blessed Friday so far
Came here for an explanation as to how coconut can be #1. You’re entitled to your own opinion but please explain so I can tell you why you’re wrong.
Congrats and good luck with the bar. My friend almost lost his wife during this time of his life, but now he’s a successful lawyer and has a happy wife and baby so the misery is worth the reward
At least you’ve realized the error of your ways
Feeling pretty left out this morning after all the PGPers going on and on about their Florida trip.
For me, it’s when I wore Flip skateboard shirts 24/7 with black shorts that looked more like pants that were a little too short for me. I also wasn’t allowed to have my ears pierced so I had fake diamond stud earrings with chia pet hair. God bless puberty y’all
Don’t forget to hydrate
If you’re not drinking hot coffee in HTX, you’re a day behind already