Friday in Clutch City means one thing….productivity is low but spirits are high. The black stuff is hot and I’m tryna get it this morning so my afternoon takes place on a golf course. Have a blessed Friday everyone.
Not surprising. Fiancé has an entire cabinet full of bizarre beauty products like “Angel’s Anal Sweat Moisturizer” and “Puppy’s Blood Facial Cleanser”. Women will do wild things for beauty, and God bless em for it
Ladies love the tan V under your neck from those polos. To me, I haven’t golfed enough if it doesn’t look like I have a pale white golf outfit on when I’m naked
Just saw a study that said 74% of women prefer the “dad bod” look because it makes them feel safe and less intimated. Any comments on this ladies?
Also, I’m sorry but abs or a toned back are no competition for a slightly out of shape guy peacocking around the pool in dangerously short trunks while sipping a drink with enough sugar in it to kill a diabetic
Happy hurricane szn DCO Nation. It’s a cloudy day in the city of syrup so I’m going with an extra cup today. We’ve made it past Wednesday so all I can think about is getting in that pool on Saturday and adding to this sunburn I already have. Have a blessed Thursday y’all
If you like saving money and putting your life in danger, Spirit airlines has such an old fleet of planes some of them still have ashtrays in the seats. It’s like flying in a museum
You’re doing God’s work in another world I can’t imagine living in. If you’re ever in Houston, I’ve got a six pack of Shiner with your name on it, amigo.
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Friday in Clutch City means one thing….productivity is low but spirits are high. The black stuff is hot and I’m tryna get it this morning so my afternoon takes place on a golf course. Have a blessed Friday everyone.
Not surprising. Fiancé has an entire cabinet full of bizarre beauty products like “Angel’s Anal Sweat Moisturizer” and “Puppy’s Blood Facial Cleanser”. Women will do wild things for beauty, and God bless em for it
If you’re not blowing nose beers with the end of your parliaments, are you even doing it right?
For burgers?
1. Bellaire Broiler Burger
2. Hopdoddy (not exclusive to Houston but so damn good. They just opened one in Rice Village)
3. Hay Merchant
Ladies love the tan V under your neck from those polos. To me, I haven’t golfed enough if it doesn’t look like I have a pale white golf outfit on when I’m naked
Lucky man.
My fiancé’s response would just be “so none of your friends can go?”
If you live in Houston please check out Bellaire Broiler Burger. Fuck what you know and be prepared to have the best burger known to man.
If you want to keep your cardiologist busy, get the triple with triple bacon and jalapeños
“And it was at that moment that 19th Hole realized he had fallen in love…”
Just saw a study that said 74% of women prefer the “dad bod” look because it makes them feel safe and less intimated. Any comments on this ladies?
Also, I’m sorry but abs or a toned back are no competition for a slightly out of shape guy peacocking around the pool in dangerously short trunks while sipping a drink with enough sugar in it to kill a diabetic
I can’t imagine your monthly food budget for that horse
It’s really hard to be friendly with you the day after these Penguin games but Roger is a grade A dog name
I’ve always been a fan of using common human names for dogs. Yeah, Oreo might be cute but no one is as cute as a golden retriever named Richard.
Happy hurricane szn DCO Nation. It’s a cloudy day in the city of syrup so I’m going with an extra cup today. We’ve made it past Wednesday so all I can think about is getting in that pool on Saturday and adding to this sunburn I already have. Have a blessed Thursday y’all
If you like saving money and putting your life in danger, Spirit airlines has such an old fleet of planes some of them still have ashtrays in the seats. It’s like flying in a museum
Man, you’re comments about marriage not being special got me real excited for my upcoming wedding……….
You’re doing God’s work in another world I can’t imagine living in. If you’re ever in Houston, I’ve got a six pack of Shiner with your name on it, amigo.
Kinda hot
These simultaneously make and ruin my week. I love how spot on William is, but it breaks my heart knowing we live in a world full of a million Girls.
Same
Hot take! I think queen is right behind the beetles as one of the most overrated bands of all time.