Something about breakfast burritos was always a bit too aggressive for my taste in the morning. Bagels with cream cheese, lox, onions and capers for the win.
The trick to keeping a friend with benefits situation is just like how you keep your insurance, it’s there only when you need to be bailed out of hard times.
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I can’t decide what’s the worst post of the morning, this or Duda’s pissing issues, patiently waiting for TGDAG
Everyone in your office probably thinks you have an incontinence problem, I can’t help but find this funny
We’re all legends in our own minds
Something about breakfast burritos was always a bit too aggressive for my taste in the morning. Bagels with cream cheese, lox, onions and capers for the win.
Indeed
This is why I abandoned trying to date women aged 27-30 in my mid twenties, all they care about is having kids
Calling out of work to take care of a sick kid, even if the kid isn’t sick, no one questions that.
As has been said numerous times on this site, it’s 2018, shoot your shot
This Sunday is the worst day of the year for the Scaries.
I’m picturing this scene like the one from American Reunion and Eric is Jim
It was only a matter of time until the fantasy genre got adapted in a PGP story. Love it.
I’d love to see Girl’s wedding venue be Bedminster.
Girl just kicked off The Hunger Games, how far will they go to gain the title of MOH? Me thinks Claire is our mockingbird.
PS: Hoping against hope Tyler still gets that groomsman slot.
Pedialyte is your best friend in Vegas.
More of these takes and Duda will be the hot take authority on this site.
Anna Kendrick,Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande, great list.
The trick to keeping a friend with benefits situation is just like how you keep your insurance, it’s there only when you need to be bailed out of hard times.
I cant help but think Frank in this story is our boy from Old School, a little older and a little wiser.
Showering at night saves your bed sheets from having to get washed as frequently.
If you’re going to have a Coke, have a Coke, Diet Coke is for those in denial about their soda intake.