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I am heading to Conroe, TX for my first time ever to attend the Green Beer Open at Conroe Country Club. I know very little about what we’ll be doing while there but I’m told I’m riding along with one of the guys who’s playing in the tournament, and also there’s beer. Let’s do this.
I’m coming back early Sunday and The Homie and I are going to have ourselves a day, hopefully watching Tiger make a Sunday run.
Listen to us discuss our weekends in fun on this week’s Touching Base.
What are you doing for fun this weekend?.
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Celebrating a negative breast biopsy with tequila tonight and hosting game night tomorrow with the squad!
Cheers to that. Fuck cancer.
Congratulations! And fuck cancer.
Cheers! Save the Boobies!
I’m celebrating the same at a wedding tomorrow in Chicago (who does that?)! Congrats on your negative biopsy!!! It’s such a relief!!!!!
Throwing my annual St Patricks day/my birthday party in Dallas. We start at 9 AM with 2 trays of Chick-fil-a Chicken Minis and 2 kegs of Michelob ultra lightbeams. We will begin the human sacrifices by noon and the midget strippers I ordered should be there by 2. It will be a fantastic time had by all.
My college roommate dumped his cheating girlfriend so he’s coming to visit and we’re cuttin loose. One of the best weekends of the year
sorry for him, happy for you, but also laughing cause the phrasing makes it seem like this happens on an annual basis. Enjoy!
Signed the offer for my dream job that comes with another 50% raise (I apologize for the humble brag)! Celebrating this weekend!
Congrats!
Thank you!!
Congrats brotha
putting some drama with a girl on hold to blackout at shamrock the block. see yall on defries column monday morning
I’m sick but supposed to host a St. Paddy’s party tomorrow before hitting the town. So I’m gonna pop some pills and fight through it to enjoy a day of debauchery with my friends. RIP me.
I respect the use of “Paddy’s”
Got a puppy this week. Will split my time between swooning the ladies over with him and potty training
Download the Chewy.com mobile app for your pup. Don’t worry, I def don’t work there and/or build the mobile app so shut up and stop asking so many probing questions. holy shit lol
Fishing with dynamite. Enjoy taking strange with your wingpup
Sup?
I’m going to go see Earthless play live tomorrow and also take concert photos as I get my face melted off while possibly partaking in some acidic wonders. Then I’m going to play Fortnite on Xbox while joining Ross’s Twitch feed as they play on PS4 to lay the smack down on the weirdos via the chat stream. Then I’m gonna hang out with my gf and have passionate sex and then get tacos with extra table side guaca-floka and then I’m probably gonna do absolutely nothing g until it’s time to cry on Sunday night
Friday night: Taking pizza night to Cici’s.
Saturday: working then heading to the in law’s for St. Patrick’s Day dinner.
Sunday: My mom is home so getting to see her now that she’s out of a care facility. Doing laundry and will hit up the mall for the free pound of gummy bears at Lolli and Pops for joining their club. That place has bomb-ass candy.
Avs vs. Preds tonight in the suite. Getting rowdy in our office overlooking the parade on Blake Street tomorrow morning and in all likelihood in bed by 2pm.
I have fond memories of being refused service at Ruth’s Chris in Denver one St Paddy’s day many moons ago. Live it up, my friend.