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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Allow me to start by saying this (and covering my bases) – I’m sure they’re a beautiful couple. I mean, he’s an ER Doctor at Duke University and she’s a business student at Harvard. Feeling bad for these two would be like feeling bad for the prom queen because she had lipstick on her teeth. It’s misplaced emotion. But you’d think a couple with this type of wherewithal and pedigree would have the self-awareness to not create something this cringe-worthy.
To give some background behind this, the couple (Mike and Libby) were going to the San Francisco Symphony’s holiday show. With intentions to propose to her, Mike had a movie produced that he was to show to her after the holiday show was completed. He then brought her into an empty hall where the lights dimmed and the following video began playing – a recap of their past twelve months together after they had met on Tinder. And when I say the video is painful to watch, I mean it.
Set seven minutes aside, put headphones on, and press play.
I can sit here and make fun of them all I want, but fuck, they’re the ones who’ve been crushing Lake Cuomo and Capri while the rest of us sit behind our phones and computers laughing at their overly-edited engagement video. Fuck.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, she said yes. .
[via Town & Country]
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Am I the only one who thinks a year is way too soon?
If he’s at Duke and she’s at Harvard they don’t even see each other. They’re in this to be a power couple, not for that love horseshit, which Nived can expound upon in a much more dark and sadistic way than me.
Rico is right, guys. These two are probably members of the secrect societies at these prestigious institutions where they set up the illusion of happiness and love in public when in reality they are attending Cremation Of Care ceremonies with the world elite, dressing in animal skull laden robes and sodomizing each other in coffins that are surrounded by candles that are arranged in the shape of a pentagon, I mean pentagram…excuse me.
It’s not a marriage, it’s a merger
“And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination, am I right?”
Agree. No way to even know if your poop routines will work together within a year. Way too much of a risk.
Jesus Christ that was hard to watch. She should have said no.
Why are you using my name? You could have just made the comment without my name and I still would have seen it. Am I not commenting enough? Do you miss me? What do you want from me?!?!
Is that a piano rendition of “Part of Your World” during the White House Christmas part?
It definitely is and it’s followed up by “A Whole New World” from Aladdin.
Jesus man where do you find this stuff?
I didn’t find this. Why are you asking me?
Here*
If someone recorded me watching this video my face would have looked like someone took a shit in my food.
1 year together? As of a year ago, I’m just now figuring out that I don’t think I can make it with myself for another 40 years of horseshit in the working world and I’ve been with myself for 28 years.