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What gets you a dollar today? Discount Easter candy? Hard pass. That questionable bag of chips from the vending machine? Negative, ghost rider. An evening with your mom? That’s free.
When I go out and spend my hard earned money, I want something that’s going to fill me up. So that’s why I’m alerting the public that Jimmy John’s is giving away $1 subs tomorrow, April 21st, from 11-3. That’s right, tomorrow you can stroll into any participating Jimmy John’s, hand them a single dollar bill, and walk out with a delicious sub.
Now before you get overly hyped by this news and prepare to make it rain singles in your nearest Jimmy John’s like a strip club, there are some ground rules.
•Only one sub is allowed per person
•No touching the sandwich makers
•Whole wheat bread may cost you extra
•You have to purchase the sub in person at the store between 11-3
•The sandwiches included in this deal are #1-#6, BLT’s, and Slims
•Taxes apply, so don’t forget to bring a few pennies with that crisp George Washington
•To find a participating location near you check out the website
I know where I’m getting lunch tomorrow. Your boy is going to get a #1 and tweet out #JJDollarSubDay sometime between 11-3..
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PostGradShibby
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My local Jimmy John’s has a sign posted saying it will not be participating in dollar subs. PGP.
Picket outside in a safe space until your sandwich demands are met. For an added effect chant “hey ho, hey ho, dollar subs would save me dough! If you don’t partake you’ve got to go!”
Fight for your dollar rights #OccupyJJ
Or I’ll pull a Kramer and break a steam valve.
Good idea for them to wait until the day after 4/20.
Of course, today is the day I forget my lunch.
If I can’t touch the sandwich makers, then what’s the point? Such bullshit.
Ask them for a private sandwich in the back.
Taking the time to look up if your local Jimmy Johns is participating. PGP