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Obviously, a lot of things change as you delve deeper into life in your twenties. Your body. Your priorities. Your level of apathy. It’s all part of becoming a semi-functional adult. However, the most significant change you will notice is your approach to the bedroom as your age and the stresses of life start weighing you down. It’s not a completely horrible thing, as there is much fun to be had, but there is definitely an evolution you experience that changes your attitude on this life-affirming activity.
22 to 24
Sex between 22 and 24 isn’t that much different than college sex. Sure, you may lose a step because you’re actually working, but there’s still a similar level of reckless experimentation, epic duration, and enthusiasm. You don’t know exactly what you want or the quickest ways to get the job done, but you have the energy for trial and error. That is, after that first fifteen-second 0-2 waste pitch. There is often a significant amount of alcohol involved as well. At least, until the morning session. Any guy in his late twenties knows that if he’s going to sleep with a girl in this age range, it’s going to be a marathon, and round two starts almost immediately after round one, and round three is almost inevitable. Keep your fluids up, keep a protein shake handy, and make sure to stretch. And don’t eat Chipotle the same day. Obviously.
25 to 27
This age range is kind of a middle ground between the 22-24 and the 28-30. You may need to pace yourself a little more as the pressure of postgrad life starts eating into your social life. My recommendation? An episode of Californication between each round and some pizza for carb loading. Stay in there and try to run out the clock, even if you have a few three-and-outs. You know a little more about what you like as well as your own technique, and you are more comfortable integrating those into your evening antics. And your success rate is far higher, which is obviously important for repeat business.
28 to 30
This is the final frontier of your postgrad sex life before it (probably) starts going downhill. Sure, you enjoy a little slap and tickle, but there’s more emphasis on post-coital activities such as your sex coma, pizza, and Sunday night football or Netflix. You’re more set in your ways, know exactly what you are doing, and basically have a formula to reach your goal. The goal is to mutually hit the finish line and ride out the aftershock by stuffing yourself, relaxing, and passing out. Round two is optional since you probably have to get up for work or errands in the morning, but a morning session isn’t necessarily out of the question. You know, grown up stuff. Unless you’re drunk. Then you regress to the 22-24 age range of no holds barred.
Good luck. .
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@5OClockShadow_
“25 to 27
This age range is kind of a middle ground between the 22-24 and the 28-30.”
…Uh Ya think?
It was tough for me to focus on anything after that. Difficult to read through my face palm.
No duhhhhh
What sex life?
Hey 5OClockShadow congrats on the sex, amirite?
It’s all about wild passionate sex. You gotta make her feel like she’s a princess that’s also starring in a Brazzers porno scene. And trust me, she may not be getting paid for it but we all know how much you put on your credit card the past week in order to get to this point.
On my 25th birthday while having sex – I immediately cramped up in both legs, fell off the bed, and told her she should probably just go since I’m not going to be able to move for a while. Damn I hate getting old.
I’ve pulled a hammy an alarming number of times myself. The difference is that I could play through the pain when I was 20. But even Kobe broke down eventually
25? If by “old” you mean “fat, slow, and feeble,” then sure.
Go back to TFM.
Who the fuck goes multiple rounds? After little frabst slings nut puke he’s not bouncing back for an overtime period.
Gotta dig deep man. Think of it as a competition to see how many times you can pull it off in a row- that wall at 4 is tough to beat but I believe. Or think of how you might not be getting laid again for a while and milk it for all it’s worth out of desperation. Whatever works for you.
Jesus H. I pity any woman you try to pound out 4 loads with. Round 2 is usually a 40 minute Everest. anything more than that sounds painful. And after 3 you’re just shooting blanks so what is the point?
I mean if she wants to roll over and take a nap while I make dinner that’s cool with me. Otherwise it’s 50% “I think she finished but just in case,” 20% getting in as much as I can in case I hit a dry spell, and 30% pride.
How the hell could you even muster the strength to make dinner? After two rounds of romping in the sack – I need a solid transfusion of pedialite, bananas, and 8 hours of sleep. 3 rounds is some next level Rocky Balboa shit.
Cooking invigorates me. And if the sex didn’t convince her to let me sleep with her again in the future, the food will.
Age 30-35: baby making sex, you’d give anything to watch a Law and Order rerun or just roll over and go to sleep instead of doing a clinical, scheduled, every other night roll in the hay.
You should re-post this in five years when PGP’s core audience has reached this point in their lives. Spot on.
Having just turned 24, can confirm. Although I admit adding more post sex tv time into the routine doesn’t sound bad at all.
Sup?
There is a lot of gender ambiguity here.
I’m a woman, and was confirming that age bracket does like multiple rounds.
Sup
Hey there
Injured my wrist at 24 having sex. I should probably start hitting the gym
I think they meant sex with someone else. Although username checks out….
Laughing out loud at this comment. I needed a late afternoon pick-me-up, well done.
I’m a lady, but the quality of sec is exceedingly better the older you get on our end. (In my 30s)