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What if I told you that there was a magical place where all you did was eat pizza and engage in fun activities reminiscent of your childhood? Where, for every meal, you ate a different kind of pizza deep in the wilderness in your own personal pizza-style commune? Where, in between eating meals that were exclusively pizza, you got to do archery, canoe, and sit around camp fires? And did I mention that all you’re eating is pizza?
Well that dream just became a reality because there’s officially a camp in Maple Plain, Minnesota that’s just that – a pizza-themed sleepaway camp. And at the risk of just being another pizza-loving millennial who drinks wine and loves Netflix, this all sounds too good to be true.
The appopriately named “Pizza Camp” is described as “an overnight camp for pizza-loving adults,” and if we’re being honest, it looks most dope even if you aren’t the biggest pizza fan (but then again, who isn’t a big pizza fan, amiright?). Every meal is filled with pizza along with “camp-style programming and entertainment,” and it’s BYOB so you’re even allowed to get faded like an adult. Hard liquor is prohibited, though. But when you’re already drunk on pizza, how hard can you even go?
If you’re actually interested in this, now comes the bad news: it was last weekend. Yep, it all began last Friday (September 16) and won’t happen again until 2017. Every person that attended got a t-shirt, beer koozie, tote bag, and baller-ass pin that says, “Yeah, everyone, I love pizza so much that I went to Pizza Camp.” Well, it doesn’t actually say that but that’s pretty much the vibe it puts out. It was only $99 so I’d strongly recommend setting an alert on your Google Calendar so you don’t miss out next year. Just name it something else because people who have “Pizza Camp” on their calendars don’t get promotions.
For all the info, head to the Pizza Camp website and drool over the possibilities. .
[via Bustle]
Image via Pizza Camp
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When will the “I like Pizza, I’m quirky” fad end?
When guys like us stop pretending this shit is cute just so we can have sex with these basic bitches, so never.
Every time I see any of the words “pizza, wine, or Netflix” in a bumble bio I will bravely take a knee, so that we can bring this issue to a nation wide discussion.
Sounds like a convention for postgrad sorority girls.
I’m interested.
Hard pass on no hard liquor. I thought this was America
20 minutes from my parents cabin. I’ll pencil this in for next year and report back on how disappointing it was.
Just pick up a few Home Run Inns, boxes of wine, and cut out the middle man.
Home Run Inn pizzas are incredible. I like where your head is at.
All those people look like they suck, which means I’d pay to send Johnny D there.
Grandex is cheap enough to let us crowd fund it…
Just pick up a Digiorno and call it a day, whilst saving $93.59 in the process.
Or I could go to the nearest KOA with a couple bottles of gas station vodka and order two large pizzas just for me. I’m not going to try and mask my degeneracy and inability to deal with the responsibilities of adult life with some sort of infantile day camp.
If this was a burger themed camp I’d look into it. Pizza isn’t that amazing.
You’re a monster.
I’m ok with that
…sup?