“Last night I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over the sink like a rat.”- Andy Bernard
If eating a whole frozen pizza is wrong, I don’t want to be right. PGP.
Eating healthy all week only to blow it on 3am Saturday night pizza. PGP.
Just got recognized and greeted in public by my pizza delivery guy. PGP.
Telling your mom you’re “having Italian tonight” as you open a bag of pizza rolls. PGP.
“Last night, I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over my sink like a rat.” -Andy Bernard PGP.
Yelling, “Pizza’s here!” to an empty apartment so the delivery guy doesn’t think the family dinner special is just for you. PGP.
All I ate today was donuts and pizza. PGP.
When the company orders pizza after you’ve already eaten lunch. PGP.
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