Do you love frisbee? Do you live anywhere in the Chattanooga, Tennessee area, better known as “The Noog?” Are you enough of a badass to refer to it as “The Noog?” If you answered “Yes” to any of these questions, you’re not extreme enough; but if you answered “HELL YEAH” to all of them, you might just be awesome enough to toss a Frisbee around with this dude.

The ad, titled “LET’S FUCKING FRISBEE (anywhere in the Noog)”, was posted yesterday, with the simplest of simple messages - LET’S FUCKING FRISBEE!

“No frisbee golf, no ultimate. Don’t care what race or gender you are. Not trying to jack off or fuck anyone. All I wanna do is toss a goddamned frisbee at you, and you throw it back. I don’t care if you’re any good. Let’s just try this shit. Yes, I am awesome at frisbee throwing and catching (especially for a man of my portly stature), but don’t let that intimidate you. Embrace my awesome. Have a drink from my flask. Let’s do this shit.”

He is pretty awesome at catching a frisbee, just look at these fucking poses.

And look at that ‘stache, man, that’s fucking legit. Pornstache from “Orange is the New Black” would be impressed.

Either way, if you’re in “The Noog” and think you can throw a goddamned frisbee back at this mustachioed man of mystery, respond to his Craigslist ad. Just maybe don’t drink from his flask. You don’t wanna know what’s in there, but I’m guessing it’s manly and may have errant mustache hairs floating around in it..

[via Craigslist]