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It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
With the azaleas budding
And everyone telling you “Pour me a beer!”
It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
It’s the green, greenest jacket of all
With the Georgia sun shining and “Hello, friends” flying
From a schlumping Jim Nantz!
It’s the green, greenest jacket of all
There’ll be prop bets for most things
Yuenglings for toasting
And telling friends “I told you so”
There’ll be shanks in the pine straw
A Sergio withdrawal and
Sir Faldo drinking on air.
It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
There’s short shorts for wearing
And everyone sharing
What they’d do just to be there.
It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
There’ll be Freddy contending
Pimentos for snacking
And Ferehty adding some glow.
There’ll be old Tiger stories
And tales of his glory at
Amen Corner, you know.
It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
There’ll be plenty of choking
And hearts will be breaking
When all hope disappears.
For whomever can break through
A Green Jacket, shiny and new
It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!
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Art Vandelay
Young professional with unsustainable aspirations and an impressively low work ethic. Currently banned from Underwriting.
@michaelbarczak
This was great. Well done.