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Back in 2010, some Italian dude got busted for watching a little porn during his lunch break in his Fiat. The company that caught him naturally told him to kick rocks. But in a pervy turn of events, a court recently ruled that this guy turning his car into a one-man jack-shack was actually perfectly acceptable.
Per The Local:
Italy’s top court has ruled that an employee of Fiat did nothing wrong when he watched porn films during his lunch break, and so could not be sacked.
The Court of Cassation turned down an appeal from Italy’s iconic carmaker to fire the man, who works at a factory in Termini Imerese, a town near Palermo in Sicily, arguing that he had done nothing wrong, LiveSicilia reported.
The judicial process got underway in 2010, when a court in Termini Imerese initially found the man guilty. That verdict was overturned by Palermo’s court of appeal, whose ruling was upheld by the Court of Cassation on Wednesday.
What a victory for this dude, huh? It takes a set of stones to endure a five-year stint fighting to watch smut in your compact car. You’ve gotta feel like he emerged from the courthouse with his right hand held high in defiance.
The Local also reported that the man claimed he was just “catching a glimpse” of the film in his car, which is just such a classic excuse that someone uses when they get caught tossing.
McConaughey explained it best in The Wolf Of Wall Street when he advised Leo to jerk off at least twice a day while on the job in an effort to keep his head in the game.
“I don’t want to, that’s not why I fucking do it. I do it because I fucking need to. You’re dealing with numbers all day long. Decimal points, high frequencies … you gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing.”
Amen. .
[via The Local]
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Please rise for the Honorable Judge
“uhhh give me a couple minutes”
Are we missing something? How is it a problem if he’s not only on his lunch break, but also inside his car?
Maybe he’s just a creepy guy they were looking for a reason to fire.