If I go out for lunch every day I’ll be broke, but if I don’t go out for lunch every day I’ll have no friends. PGP. BusinessAttire 0 10 months 52
I’m old enough to remember when Facebook required you to have a .edu email address to become a member. PGP. Chicken Wings
It’s that time of year, where you drive to and from work and see absolutely no sunlight. PGP. Dickworth
Still trying to convince myself that I am one, really big poop away from my pants fitting right again. PGP. Pepto Bismol
My parents are making me stay home this year for Halloween and hand out candy so they can go out with their friends. PGP. Bartholomew Hunt
I’ve been showing up early for work for two months because I was in line for a promotion. Company outsourced the hire. I now have three conference calls a week with someone named Samar. PGP. Top Brass
Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP. ATypicalEngineer
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