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“In case you’ve been living anywhere else in the country besides SEC country”
Missouri has been in the SEC For like 14 months. Hit the showers…
TL;DR - McGannon got really drunk and felt bad.
Pretty much. But also, it’s not like I’m just gonna show you guys pictures of myself blacked out without making you read 1000 words first.
You should sell Brian McG signature vests.
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If it makes you feel better, I woke up in the physics building at 10am on Saturday.
As a UGA alum I feel absolutely no sympathy for you.
You go to hell. You go right to hell.
Go cocks.
I literally just finished doing this… but added the additional rookie mistake of spending 3 days. The pain was acute; the nostalgia aromatic; and the double-bourbon gingers exactly as I remembered them. All of them.
It’s a good thing you have to earn homecoming with four years of even dumber shit, otherwise it WOULD literally kill you.
My buddy woke up in Columbia in a similar fashion except he wept like an insane person once he remembered we had lost.
Didn’t actually go to the game?
I woke up naked on a futon next to a naked college girl in my old fraternity house with no recollection of how I got there. I was missing my phone, wallet, and most of my clothes.
When in Rome…
Mizzou and Illinois can argue all they want, but it was Baylor University who invented Homecoming.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/education/article_5616f7db-9dff-5561-b65b-d929b08961a2.html
Just another thing that Baylor is superior at.
Except for winning.
Top 10 in the BCS says hey.
Baylor is undefeated and ranked #6 in the country, bud. Something has to make up for them being stuck in Wacko.
I’m aware, I was referring to their short dry streak prior to recent memory.
1994 Alamo Washington State 3-10 L
2010 Texas Illinois 14-38 L
We’ll just call those 15 years the dark ages. Props though for the last 3 years.
I shall learn from your mistakes, Brian. Fortunately my sorority house is dry so there’s no possibility of passing out there in a postgrad drunken stupor…I hope.
Two things:
1- Mizzou DID invent homecoming. Fighting Illini can suck it.
2- Of ALL the bars to throw a shout out to in CoMo…you mentioned Willies?! Shame on you.
I’m always in for two days: 1 to go hard, and 1 to allow my carcase of a person ample recovery time before having to make a plane flight.