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It’s been a while since I’ve updated the Things Girls Do After Graduation character map, so I thought I’d put something together so everyone can be on the same page. Sure, we’re missing Finn’s Uncle Rick and San Francisco Jordan, but let’s not complicate things more than they already are.
If I missed anything, hit me up in the comments and we can make it happen. .
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That feeling when girl’s birthday is your birthday
That’s huge for your personal brand.
That feeling when girls bday is your gfs bday
Are you dating JenniferHardlyKnowHer? If so, congrats. If not, sup JenniferHardlyKnowHer
Does Todd have any friends he didn’t meet through girl though?
My theory is Will doesn’t include them because they aren’t relevant to the story. Did Ron have friends besides Harry and Hermione? Probably not, but that’s a bad example.
Man, if only Todd had a bachelor party and his city friends and hometown friends could collide.
Let’s hope to god that Girl isn’t on the other end of that….@jesus
If Todd’s having a bachelor party we’ve gone too far down that rabbit hole. I’m not opposed to it tho, he absolutely deserves Girl and all the misery that comes along with their relationship.
Spoiler alert next time, I’m not that caught up.
I appreciated this more than I should have
This has always been my top point of evidence that Todd sucks. He never hangs out with anyone who isn’t dating Girl’s friends. So either he never had friends before they started dating, or all his friends are fine dating her trash friends. Either way is not a good look.
Do we have any evidence to suggest that Todd wasn’t new to the city when he met Girl (it does say he’s a Michigan grad)? Maybe that’s why he was on Hinge – to meet new people (and get some strange) and then his new girlfriend’s friends are cool and he’s like “fuck it I’ll just hang out with these guys”.
Everyone who graduated from Michigan moves to Chicago though, Todd doesn’t get a pass there
Current theory is that these guys were friends before and they meet all their so through girl.
Negative. We know Trip dated Girl in college, and early on Girl and Caroline talk about wanting to make John and Todd best friends. Todd and John work in the same company (or at least building) but I’m pretty sure they aren’t familiar with each other before they each start dating the girls
He does mention Todd has a group text like the rest of us. Maybe (hopefully) all of his college bros are spread all over
Disappointed in you. As a new pup owner I thought you would’ve included Sperry.
Truly fucked up of me. Will update accordingly.
Under the ACA, Girl is old enough to be taken off of her parents’ health insurance – that pleases me way more than it should
Wish a certain Commander in Chief/Commenter would touch base on this…
We all know that her future medical expenses will go on the credit card and will magically be paid for.
I was just imagining her signing up for healthcare but I remember that money is no object for her………………EVER!
Love a good character map.
Feel like the statement still would’ve held without the word ‘character’
Did not know that I shared a birthday with Girl
That feeling when Girl is younger than you -_-
By, like, a lot.
Not gonna lie, pretty okay with that.
We’re just older and wiser
Todd’s dad
Need some more Todd’s dad.
This post can mean only one thing… we are getting a new character tomorrow.
I feel like we need a little more Stew in the story lines.
Same with Spencer.
Once Stew finally checks his Hotmail account he’ll realize all the fun he’s missed. Especially Derby weekend.