The ultimate in “you’re doing it wrong.” A simple Twitter search for “threw water didn’t freeze” reveals a lot…

I THREW A CUP OF WATER INTO THE AIR TO SEE IF IT WOULD FREEZE AND THE WIND JUST BLEW IT BACK AT ME IT DIDN’T EVEN FREEZE

— cooler than u (@lazilyashton) January 7, 2014

We threw a cup of water to see if it would freeze mid air. It didn’t. Nine below isn’t cold enough? What? I’m disappointed.

— Ann K Howley (@AnnKHowley) January 7, 2014

me and my cousin went outside and threw water in the air to see if it would freeze and it didn’t work hahah

— birthday girl!!!! ッ (@wolfhvlle) January 7, 2014

Just threw a bucket of water outside and it didn’t even freeze in mid air… That’s so disappointing — Jacob Minnich (@JacobMinnich) January 7, 2014

I threw water outside and it didn’t freeze. Disappointed is an understatement. — Juh-neen (@itsjeanine_) January 7, 2014

Threw a glass of water outside and the drops didn’t freeze midair. Deeply disappointed. — Jen Lancaster (@altgeldshrugged) January 6, 2014

I threw water outside to see if it’d freeze like everyone else but it didn’t.. Wtf

— Alexandra Kaldis ღ (@_alexandraaa_k) January 7, 2014

I tried the “throwing the hot water” thing and it didn’t freeze. Maybe its cause I was in my living room and threw it on my little brother.

— Connor Danger Flynn (@MedalOfConnor12) January 6, 2014

Connor wins.