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Thank you, Carrie, for live-tweeting this event so that we can all enjoy it…
Sitting next to the most obnoxious Tinder couple ever. Dude is a 40-something trust fund baby, girl seems normal but inexplicably into him
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Dude: “So I said ‘I don’t have time to wait; I have a biz to run.'” Girl: “What biz is that?” Dude: “the business of enjoying my life”
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Dude just casually admitted it’s his 3rd Tinder date OF THE DAY. Girl seems strangely amused, couple on the other side hilariously appalled
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Oh God, he just said “Theoretically I should be providing for my daughter, but really my parents do that.” Girl looks slightly confused
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Apparently his 3-Tinder record today is marred with an * because he saw the girl come in, decided she wasn’t as cute as her pic & snuck out
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
It’s really hard to believe this guy made it this far without anyone snatching him up. What a catch.
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
He’s giving a rundown on what was wrong with prior Tinder dates. One girl was from Alabama and just wanted to watch FB all day (the horror!)
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
“And this one girl ate AN ENTIRE DESSERT before the date was over AND asked for a bite of mine.” (Sadly, I am now officially not his type)
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
“I don’t JUST fly around being a socialite, I also run a fund. I’m a serious investor.” I assumed all serious investors were also socialites
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Girl: “When did you become an investor?” Dude: “I’ve basically always been one” Girl: “What do you invest in? Dude: “Whatever I want”
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
You guys, HE’S SWIPING THROUGH TINDER WHILE SHE’S IN THE BATHROOM. I think he might actually be an addict. Appears to be all right-swipes.
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Dude: “You like fighter planes? I know a lot about fighter planes” Girl: “Were you in the military?” Dude: “No I just like fighter planes”
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Tinder dude just loudly referred to Obama as “the Trojan horse of Islam.” Impressively synchronized choking-on-drink by couple next to him
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Girl: “Have you been to Africa?” Dude: “I used to go on safari with my family, but that’s how you get ebola – eating lion brains & stuff.”
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Tinder Dude: “I lead a really healthy lifestyle. I take a lot of naps and smoke a lot of weed.” And, he’s totally free from Ebola to boot.
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Oh yes. He’s considering having someone build an app. Wait for it…Uber for dog walkers. Tweet me if you want in on the round. No cap, obvi
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Dude complaining that his brother is trustee of his mom’s estate & won’t release her money. “It’s family money, it’s not like it’s hers” Wow
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
“Everyone knows I’m the best investor in the family. Two of my brothers already spent their entire inheritance.” #lowbar
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
“I only have guns because all these derelicts out there have guns. And because they’re fun.” He is packing in the topics for a 1st date…
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Oh lord… “Do you have any like old samurai swords that have been in your family for centuries?” (Girl is Asian) #cringing
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
“I have a huge wine collection if you want to see it. I hardly show it to any of my Tinder dates.” #whitestthingsyoucansay
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
We’re back on foreign policy… “These ISIS guys are already in the city. They’re driving cabs everywhere.” #hideyourkidshideyourwife
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Date appears to be ending unceremoniously kids, but good news: I’ve talked the bartender into alerting me when Mr. Tinder comes in next.
— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014
Again, Thank you so much, Carrie. By the way, I’d let you have a bite of my dessert. Call me..
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Hey TFM, find this Carrie and make her an Instagram Babe of the Day.
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Carrie’s Twitter bio: “Entrepreneur, doctor, designer, recovering hedge-funder, techie & biotechie, lover of fashion, football, skiing, champagne, economic policy & good deeds”.
She’s on a different level than a 18 year old sorority girl.
Top Tier IRL
According to LinkedIN she was Miss Florida USA
I’d like to punch this dude right in the dick
It’d be a small target, probably.
She’s pretty judgmental for someone who has the time to sit(presumably by herself) and eavesdrop on other people’s conversations at a bar/restaurant for 3 hours. But hey, she’s hot right?
You sound like a blast at parties.
I’m going to go ahead and assume that this is one of the restaurants where they basically sit you with other people at your table. There is no avoiding eavesdropping in that circumstance. I won’t eat dinner like that, but it is fine for lunch. I mean, she is a New Yorker, so I’m sure she isn’t paying attention to anyone but herself and this was forced on her.
Sure, the dude is a bit of a douche, but he gets major points for being honest if you ask me. Most trust fund types in New York pretend to be something they aren’t. I would totally smoke weed and drink wine with homeboy.
that’s a lot of words, lazydude. yet you didn’t say much…