Fictional Bosses, Power Ranked

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Hank Scorpio
The Simpsons

This man is the reason for writing this article. I was watching old Simpson’s reruns and realized how great of a boss he is. The man has a theme song, welcomes the Simpson family, has a an affinity for business hammocks (a goal of mine). Need some sugar? Hank has you covered.

Hank Scorpio may be an evil megalomaniac, but the man obviously cares about his employees. He shows his appreciation to Homer by giving him the Denver Broncos. Although he wanted the Cowboys, it’s the thought that counts, and they haven’t been that bad in the past few years. He is as insightful as he is good at getting things done, namely taking over the east coast of the United States. He wields a flamethrower like no one else. “Can’t argue with the little things, it’s the little things that make up life.” – Hank Scorpio

Boss Rating: A

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