Hank Scorpio
The Simpsons
This man is the reason for writing this article. I was watching old Simpson’s reruns and realized how great of a boss he is. The man has a theme song, welcomes the Simpson family, has a an affinity for business hammocks (a goal of mine). Need some sugar? Hank has you covered.
Hank Scorpio may be an evil megalomaniac, but the man obviously cares about his employees. He shows his appreciation to Homer by giving him the Denver Broncos. Although he wanted the Cowboys, it’s the thought that counts, and they haven’t been that bad in the past few years. He is as insightful as he is good at getting things done, namely taking over the east coast of the United States. He wields a flamethrower like no one else. “Can’t argue with the little things, it’s the little things that make up life.” – Hank Scorpio
Boss Rating: A
I’ll have to respectfully disagree and give Swanson an A+, as our philosophies on breakfast food and nothing getting done at work are extremely compatible.
Relying on you guys to do your job for Grandex so I can waste time at my own job. PGP
Trying to get a few things out, works been rough lately. PGP. Much love to you Rico
Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs), A+++ Competent, straight-shooting guy who drowns his feelings in booze over a game of hockey. A real man’s man.
Jay Pritchett: drives a new luxury car every week, iron fist at work, plays a shitload of golf, bangs Sofia Vergara.
Give him a DD.
Michael Scott is a friend first, a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.
Jack Donaghy A+
The Swanson Period of Greatness
Jesus… Pyramid of Greatness… fuck.
Hank: Sorry its not in packages. Want some cream?
Homer: Uhhhhhh….no.
I’d work for Scorpio in a heartbeat.