Ron Swanson
Parks and Rec
Wood working, whisky drinking and an affinity for bacon: a man after my own heart. He also happens to work in the public sector. He hires incompetent people and seemingly cares little about actually doing his job. This may or may not be a social commentary, but who am I to judge? As an actual boss, he is pretty hands off, letting everyone else do the work, which is something I think we all can get behind. However, most of the hires are bad at their jobs, leading to little productivity.
Boss Rating: B
I’ll have to respectfully disagree and give Swanson an A+, as our philosophies on breakfast food and nothing getting done at work are extremely compatible.
Relying on you guys to do your job for Grandex so I can waste time at my own job. PGP
Trying to get a few things out, works been rough lately. PGP. Much love to you Rico
Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs), A+++ Competent, straight-shooting guy who drowns his feelings in booze over a game of hockey. A real man’s man.
Jay Pritchett: drives a new luxury car every week, iron fist at work, plays a shitload of golf, bangs Sofia Vergara.
Give him a DD.
Michael Scott is a friend first, a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.
Jack Donaghy A+
The Swanson Period of Greatness
Jesus… Pyramid of Greatness… fuck.
Hank: Sorry its not in packages. Want some cream?
Homer: Uhhhhhh….no.
I’d work for Scorpio in a heartbeat.