Buck Strickland
King of the Hill
If your name isn’t Hank Hill, working at Strickland Propane would be pretty great. Buck rarely gives Hank credit even though he keeps the ship afloat. He also has severe gambling and alcohol problems while constantly having mistresses. While this may be a series of power moves, in the real world, this disregard for employees’ job security definitely loses points.
Quite honestly, without Hank Hill, Strickland Propane would lose to those fools down at Thatherton Fuels. Unless you are a company man like Hank, I’d avoid Stickland Propane like I do McMaynerberry.
Boss Rating: F
I’ll have to respectfully disagree and give Swanson an A+, as our philosophies on breakfast food and nothing getting done at work are extremely compatible.
Relying on you guys to do your job for Grandex so I can waste time at my own job. PGP
Trying to get a few things out, works been rough lately. PGP. Much love to you Rico
Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs), A+++ Competent, straight-shooting guy who drowns his feelings in booze over a game of hockey. A real man’s man.
Jay Pritchett: drives a new luxury car every week, iron fist at work, plays a shitload of golf, bangs Sofia Vergara.
Give him a DD.
Michael Scott is a friend first, a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.
Jack Donaghy A+
The Swanson Period of Greatness
Jesus… Pyramid of Greatness… fuck.
Hank: Sorry its not in packages. Want some cream?
Homer: Uhhhhhh….no.
I’d work for Scorpio in a heartbeat.