Alice Murphy
Workaholics
I love Workaholics, especially the older seasons. Alice Murphy is a living, breathing personification of hellcat. She hates her job, her employees and just about everything about TelAmeriCorp. Who can blame her? She makes working unbearable and rules with an iron fist.
On occasion, she does redeem herself. She dropped acid to make a sale, sometimes parties with the guys, and she’s an alcoholic. It’s easy to see why she’s divorced. She may be eye candy for the office, but it’s not really worth it when she ruins morale and trashes the hallowed Half Christmas.
Boss Rating: C-
I’ll have to respectfully disagree and give Swanson an A+, as our philosophies on breakfast food and nothing getting done at work are extremely compatible.
Relying on you guys to do your job for Grandex so I can waste time at my own job. PGP
Trying to get a few things out, works been rough lately. PGP. Much love to you Rico
Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs), A+++ Competent, straight-shooting guy who drowns his feelings in booze over a game of hockey. A real man’s man.
Jay Pritchett: drives a new luxury car every week, iron fist at work, plays a shitload of golf, bangs Sofia Vergara.
Give him a DD.
Michael Scott is a friend first, a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.
Jack Donaghy A+
The Swanson Period of Greatness
Jesus… Pyramid of Greatness… fuck.
Hank: Sorry its not in packages. Want some cream?
Homer: Uhhhhhh….no.
I’d work for Scorpio in a heartbeat.