Everyone is getting married and having kids. I’m just like “I bought a new toaster with a bagel setting.” PGP. swimshady 0 10 months 30
Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP. ICF
I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP. Chanandler Bong
The fine line between judgment and jealousy when you find out a friend’s parents still pay their rent. PGP. Veronica
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