Cleaning out your inbox when you’ve exhausted all other time wasting options. PGP. HoustonOilGrad 0 4 weeks 35
The excitement of your college buddies coming to visit being overshadowed by the fear of the hit to your bank account. PGP. NonProfitBetty
I just saw a bird crash into the window, break its neck, and fall to it’s death. Lucky bastard. PGP. Pepto Bismol
This guy I work with walks by my desk every day at 4 to get his mail, signifying there’s an hour left in the workday. We have never spoken or exchanged a glance. He is hands down my favorite coworker. PGP. Crash Davis
Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP. 50MoreYears
I imagine some master alarm sounding in the IT room with flashing red lights every time I attempt to access a blocked site. PGP. Pepto Bismol
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