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Goldman Sachs Employees Can Unsend Accidental Emails
Ever sent something and then immediately regretted it the instant it was out of your control? If you haven’t, you’re either Amish or a liar. Or maybe an Amish liar, but I don’t think those exist. Either way, I’m sure…Read More »
Donald Sterling Yells At George Costanza
Classic internet. Since we never really got to see George Steinbrenner’s face in Seinfeld, you could pretty much just plug in any old, white sports team owner and boom, you’d get comedy gold. Dub Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling’s…Read More »
Now In NYC: Cupcake ATMs
Thank you, based god. The day has finally come: Sprinkles Cupcakes is opening a cupcake ATM in New York City. There are myriad pieces of this news article that literally raise my heart rate, namely the possibility of “golden tickets”…Read More »
This “How Many Pro Athletes Are Younger Than Me?” Tool Will Ruin Sports For You
Pro athletes are always out there making the rest of us look bad. Whether it’s catching footballs in ways that defy gravity or dunking on baskets taller than your average suburban tree, they’re pretty much superhuman for a living. Well,…Read More »
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Teaming Up Again for the Greater Good of Humanity
Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin, Lucy and Ethel, Cheech and Chong, Harry and Lloyd. What do they all have in common? They’re fucking hilarious, that’s what. Once again, the great gods of Hollywood are bestowing yet another movie on us…Read More »
Tinder Co-Founder Is Suing Over Egregious Sexual Harassment Allegations
The greatest achievement in hookup convenience technology, Tinder, is about to get its balls sued off. Whitney Wolfe, Tinder’s former VP of Marketing, is suing the company for repeated sexual harassment after claiming she was fired due to a failed relationship with a…Read More »
Chicago Man Posts CraigsList Ad Looking for John Stamos-esque Roommate
Looking for a place to live in Chicago? Do you look, sound and act like John Stamos circa 1987? Well, have we got a place for you! Two gentlemen living in the Roscoe Village neighborhood of Chicago are looking for…Read More »
Taco John’s Wants You To Die A Delicious, Cheesy, Crunchy Death
We had to have seen this one coming, but I don’t think anything could have prepared us for this. We survived the Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell. Then the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco and the Beefy Crunch Burrito…Read More »
Forklift Flips BMW, Then Destroys It By Dropping A Dumpster On It
Someone had a really bad afternoon in St. Louis last Friday. A witness got the whole thing on camera, look upon someone’s weekend getting absolutely ruined. Yep. That’s a dumpster on top of a BMW. St. Louis Police arrived on the scene…Read More »
