For a sorority alumna, I have a surprising lack of artistic ability. I have a great many talents, but I long ago accepted that anything artsy was just not among them. When I was in school, I always felt bad…Read More »

Do you constantly have a messy desk? Swimming in a sea of unread emails? Have 17 different half-assed to-do lists scattered “around here somewhere”? Well, you can finally tell your nosy boss to shove it because according to science, you’re…Read More »

I fucking love Whole Foods. Yes, I’m a recent postgrad. Yes, I’m a female. Yes, I have a modest income. You know, all that sociopsychologicalpoliticaleconomic crap. But at the end of the day, it’s me who finds comfort in kale,…Read More »

Aside from getting it tattooed on your forehead in Arial Black, nothing screams “I’M A 23–30 YEAR OLD IN A SOLID INCOME BRACKET!” quite like drinking away your savings. It’s true: the only way we function through the peaks of…Read More »

A study out of the University of Maryland apparently sought out to prove what all of us already knew: men are lazier than women. In this not-at-all groundbreaking or shocking revelation of a study, Liana Sayer compared the the amount…Read More »

On May 5, Comcast announced they were hiring 5,500 new employees for a multi-year overhaul of their customer service department. On May 7, we learned why it is more necessary than ever. Just when I the cable giant couldn’t stoop…Read More »

Tinder is frightening, which is the lie I tell people as to why I don’t use it; the reality is that I barely match with anyone, and when I do, they’re either a sexbot, or someone saying “#FireJayTas.” The movement…Read More »

Universal Studios Theme Park will always find itself playing catch-up with Disney’s parks, no matter which way you slice it. Disneyland in California has 9 years on Universal Hollywood, and Universal Orlando is about as old as we are, opening…Read More »