There’s one sacred event that takes place on every Sunday. Across this great country, ladies and gents gather with sunglasses covering their bloodshot eyes. They crowd around a table, phones face-down in an effort to ignore the texts questioning their…Read More »

I’m not big on birthday parties. It’s my own prerogative, but in lieu of gift cards and cheap presents from friends and family you never really see the other 364 days out of the year, I’d much rather meet the…Read More »

So you just graduated! Congrats! Welcome to the real world! It’s so great here, living the postgrad life. You’ll be free of the responsibilities of school, out in the world, making your own money, meeting (and sleeping with) new people.…Read More »

All this time I thought I just wanted a mid-flight Bloody Mary to tune out the fact that there’s a crying baby six rows back and that I’m pinned between two heifers because I forgot to check in online the…Read More »

As I’ve previously stated, pants suck. One of the great things about being a woman is that we can avoid them, particularly when it’s time to get dressed up. We can put on a skirt or a dress and look…Read More »

If you roll with the Toronto “FHRITP” guy, you should probably update your rezzy. By now, you’ve probably seen City News reporter Shauna Hunt dismantle a dude for yelling the noted vulgar statement during one of her live spots. If…Read More »

I’ll take pretty much any excuse to eat chocolate. Hell, I was feeling a little chilly and sluggish before I started writing this, so I’m drinking a hot chocolate as we speak. Luckily for me – and you – scientists…Read More »