Very few condiments have captured our nation’s attention as much as Huy Fong Sriracha, better known as “that spicy red sauce with the rooster.” It’s everywhere. It’s in restaurants, grocery stores, you can get tee-shirts with the logo on it,…Read More »
Tinder is indisputably the leader in hookup / dating apps. It’s the gold standard, especially if you pay for that “Tinder Plus” bullshit. It’s also the world leader in creepy fucks trying to hit on girls in the most disgusting way possible.…Read More »
Over the weekend, Hillary Clinton, potential 2016 Democratic presidential candidate, found herself in hot water as a result of her use of a private email server during her time as secretary of state under President Obama. While commentators from both…Read More »
Who says that Minor League baseball teams can’t cause heart-stopping, Major League action? Only, it’s not what’s on the field that’s causing it, it’s what they’re selling at the concession stand. Not to be outdone by the Arizona Diamondbacks and…Read More »
We folks in New York City have a lot going for us. We’ve got the Statue of Liberty, Central Park, Di Fara Pizza, Brooklyn Bagels, sports teams that release super cheap seats after they inevitably shit the bed, and an…Read More »
You all know how I feel about the MLB snack game. You’ve heard it all from me this season. The Diamondbacks are rocking the Churro Dog, the Texas Rangers have an All-Bacon concession stand AND an All-Fried Food concession stand.…Read More »
Anyone who flies Spirit Airlines knows exactly what they’re getting into. They’re an “ultra low-cost carrier”, which roughly translates to “a bus that flies”, and if you want to check a bag, you better be prepared to pony up the…Read More »
Making fun of a coworker is a risky play. You’re stepping onto a slippery slope where a positive outcome isn’t even close to promised. He or she could take it the right way, and the two of you could bond…Read More »
Jimmy Kimmel has been waging war against logic and progress rapists better known as anti-vaxxers for the last week or so. After bringing real, live doctors onto his show to lay it out in black and white about why it’s…Read More »
You know those old clips of Charlie Steiner struggling to read SportsCenter highlights because the news is so damn ridiculous? That’s what I felt like when I was writing this. There’s a serial pooper on the loose in Ohio. Yep,…Read More »
