Yeahhhh, Jeets. Derek Jeter is in the womanizer hall of fame. His legendary dating/hookup resumé is well documented. This story might top them all. Apparently, the guy was in the club and Jeter straight up pulled the robbery on him,…Read More »
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Olympic Athletes Are Tindering Like Crazy In Sochi
It’s no secret that the Olympic Villages have always been a breeding ground for…well, for breeding. When thousands of world-class, hard bodies get together in tight quarters, boning is bound to happen. So what’s different about this year’s Winter Olympiad?…Read More »
Want To Join The Mile High Club? There’s An App For That
Like Rihanna, are you trying to find love in a hopeless place? For you, that hopeless place isn’t Chris Brown’s tatted arms. It’s the cramped, germ-filled box in the sky. That’s right, dating apps have taken flight. Instead of a…Read More »
STOP THE PRESSES! A Rob Ford Movie Is Being Made
YES. Variety is reporting that Toronto-based Blue Ice Pictures has acquired the rights for a film adaptation of Toronto Star reporter Robyn Doolittle’s book, Crazy Town: The Rob Ford Story. Doolittle is one of three journalists who have viewed the video…Read More »
If You Downloaded Flappy Bird, You Can Sell Your iPhone for $90K
Heroin, methamphetamine, and Flappy Bird: three drugs a homeless person will kill you for. Of these, there is only one you can legally sell as a white collar college graduate to make a little money on the side. According to…Read More »
13 Creationist Responses To The Wolf Of Wall Street
We’ve seen creationists respond to Bill Nye’s theories on evolution. Now let’s see their response to the hottest movie in Hollywood. They make some compelling arguments here. Special thanks to Matt Ritter, Matt Molchen and Jessica Molchen
Rob Ford Has Declared Today “Bob Marley Day” In Toronto
February 6 is a birthday for several famous historical figures. Babe Ruth, Ronald Reagan and Bob Marley. Toronto Mayor and noted reggae enthusiast, Rob Ford has declared February 6 as “Bob Marley Day” in Toronto. Why the hell not? Mayor…Read More »
The Biggest Loser Season 15 Finale Was Really Controversial
The Biggest Loser capped off its 15th season Tuesday night. Rachel Frederickson won the competition, as well as $250,000. Normally, the winner of “The Biggest Loser” inspires the show’s followers to get healthy, toned, and fit. However, the looks of…Read More »
A Breakdown Of “The Debate Of The Decade”
In case your knowledge of current events is limited to knowing the Seahawks decimated the Broncos on Sunday and Juan Pablo finally got rid of Dog Lover on Monday, there was another somewhat noteworthy event this week. Last night, scientist…Read More »
Man Marries Woman After Regularly Leaving Creepy Comments On Her Instagram Page
Twenty-five-year-old Scott Brefelstrode sat on Instagram late one night, scrolling through his feed. “LOL so tru” he commented on an @OfficailNFLmemes_ picture about Tony Romo in the fourth quarter, even though the meme was more than likely made by a…Read More »