Hipsters and their wood, man. I’ll never understand it.

You don’t have to be a fan of the Royals or even baseball to enjoy this. Watch 29 years of bad baseball juju get wiped away over the span of two magical weeks in America’s Heartland. Gotta love the underdog.

Did we lose Tyler again?

L Condoms bringing the heat…quite literally. The tagline of “Good men give a fuck” is probably the best marketing ploy I’ve ever seen since Trojan Man was making you giggle on late night MTV.

[via Womens Health Mag]

“I went in for a job interview and they asked me for my resumé.”

I wish I was this composed and awesome when I left voicemails.

“I got a wife, kids. Do I sound like a happy guy to you, Frankie?”

I really, really hope they get married.