Hipsters and their wood, man. I’ll never understand it.
You don’t have to be a fan of the Royals or even baseball to enjoy this. Watch 29 years of bad baseball juju get wiped away over the span of two magical weeks in America’s Heartland. Gotta love the underdog.
“I went in for a job interview and they asked me for my resumé.”
I wish I was this composed and awesome when I left voicemails.
“I got a wife, kids. Do I sound like a happy guy to you, Frankie?”
I really, really hope they get married.