Fantasizing about faking your own kidnapping to get some time off. PGP.

“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” - Winston Zeddemore, PGP.

Thinking about sending in an application to The Real World. PGP.

Nothing like the rush of starting and finishing a report 30 minutes before it’s due. PGP.

Spending your signing bonus before you start the job. PGP.

“Can you make it here by 7?” PGP.

I got Kentucky winning it in all of my brackets. PGP.

That 2 o’clock feeling when you realize you already lost your office bracket challenge. PGP.

Got an email from Credit Karma wishing me a happy birthday. PGP.

I just read “21 True Facts About Drew Carey That Will Blow Your Mind.” PGP.

My coworker nicknamed his cubicle the “Thunder Dome” and lets everyone know it. PGP.

The desperate search for decent talk radio when traveling for work. PGP.

Did you get the bracket invite? PGP.

Took a week off. Still worked every day. PGP.

Facebook creeping someone before adding them on LinkedIn. PGP.

Uninstalling and re-installing Tinder no longer gets around the likes limit. PGP.

I had to be talked into going out tonight. PGP.

Every single upset that I picked didn’t happened. PGP.

Happy Friday! PGP.

I’m experimenting with new ironing techniques. PGP.