Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

Studying more for the CPA exam than you did for all of your college courses combined. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

One of the women in my office wants me to do a squat challenge with her. PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life… PGP.

Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

I’m an incredible interviewee but an awful employee. PGP.

Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

I go to lunch as late as possible just so the day seems shorter. PGP.

Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.