Using better grammar in tweets than in client emails. #PGP 0 DropdeadFred | February 7, 2014 Favorite 13
Your coworkers catching you Snapchatting a selfie. #PGP 0 75cents_on_the_dollar | February 7, 2014 Favorite 27
Got that hot sale rep's number. It was on her card. #PGP 0 To Whom It May Concern | February 7, 2014 Favorite 28
The coworker across the hall that includes the time zone when inviting you to get lunch. #PGP 0 TRuss513 | February 7, 2014 Favorite 14
Everyone telling war stories about driving in as soon as they arrive on a morning when you got 2 inches of snow. #PGP 0 ThugLife | February 7, 2014 Favorite 25
Get a masters degree they said. Your diploma will be as useful as toilet paper, they should've said. #PGP 1 SDFlyGirl | February 6, 2014 Favorite 34
So far I've only handed out business cards to my family. #PGP 0 JacquelineD | February 6, 2014 Favorite 40
My boss emailed me a link to a satire website article about Obama planning to forgive student loans, then called me hysterically laughing about how funny it was. I didn't laugh. #PGP 0 BitterJD | February 6, 2014 Favorite 35
Taking frequent bathroom breaks to go huff the freshly painted hallways. #PGP 0 Milton | February 6, 2014 Favorite 12
The manager with his computer volume up so high that you can hear every time he gets an email. #PGP 0 30singlewomanwith2cats | February 6, 2014 Favorite 31
My boyfriend started audio recording the women in his office with the most hideous laughs, and last night we got to listen to it together before bed. #PGP 1 ms.post | February 6, 2014 Favorite 17
My love life is like Flappy Bird. It's distracting me from my career, and I'm not getting too far. #PGP 0 brandhistorian | February 6, 2014 Favorite 33
Telling your mom you're "having Italian tonight" as you open a bag of pizza rolls. #PGP 0 Do Not Disturb | February 6, 2014 Favorite 31
Having to ask your younger sibling for drugs because all the drug dealers you knew either got a real job or are in jail. #PGP 0 Nolegrad | February 6, 2014 Favorite 32
My supervisor walked in on me snapping a selfie and it led to a 15 minute conversation explaining Snapchat, "The Twitter," and "the one where you can edit and share photos." #PGP 0 Cubicle Capitive | February 5, 2014 Favorite 18
Googling "food" to find somewhere new to go for lunch. #PGP 0 HRPostGrad | February 5, 2014 Favorite 29
I'm sad that my date canceled last minute, but relieved I don't have to spend money tonight. #PGP 1 SoManyPGPs | February 5, 2014 Favorite 80